Katie Hoffman

LATEST ARTICLES ( 240 )

• Sign Up for the Sass & Balderdash Newsletter

  It's been a long time coming, but I'm excited to inform you that I'm adding a weekly Sass Balderdash newsletter! Delivered straight to your inbox every Sunday... Read more

  Posted on 04 October 2016 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Elegant Ways to Express Your Emotions as a Woman

  Are you a woman who isn't content? That's a real problem, because everyone is relying on you to be your best, even-tempered version of yourself at all times. Yo... Read more

  Posted on 15 September 2016 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Why No, You May Not Just Take Half of That Dessert, You Savage

  

  Thank you for asking, but no, you may cut that whole cupcake that's "just too much" in half. Even if you walk around with a petition and get signatures from... Read more

  Posted on 14 September 2016 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• PSA: I Don’t Care How Long It’s Been Since You Ate That

  Let me describe a situation we've all experienced. You're with a friend, feeling confident enough to expose the ugliest,... Read more

  Posted on 06 September 2016 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Items Packed in My Luggage to Impress Airport Security

  Some people travel to find themselves. Others go seeking adventure, to see as much as this glorious earth as they can before the memories of their best days han... Read more

  Posted on 30 August 2016 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Olympic Events Reimagined for the Modern Mortal

  The 2016 Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiro are in full swing, and even though I haven't been tuning into every event, when I find myself near a TV that has the... Read more

  Posted on 11 August 2016 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Where to Find Rare Pokémon in ‘Pokémon Go’ — Without Discovering a Dead Body

  

  has been out for a little more than two weeks now, so by this point if you've been playing you've probably acquired more Rattatas than you'll ever need,... Read more

  Posted on 19 July 2016 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Lighthouse Lantern

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  Posted on 12 July 2016 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Stylish Gold Motif Vase

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  Posted on 01 July 2016 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Ceramic Tealight Holder

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  Posted on 02 June 2016 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Marine Stripe Beach Bag

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  Posted on 19 May 2016 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Plaited Basket

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  Posted on 16 May 2016 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• What Your Favorite Piece of Pizza Says About You

  

  Eating pizza is a psychological blood sport, and the competition begins long before anyone can blot grease with a napkin, pick off a mushroom, or perform a... Read more

  Posted on 16 May 2016 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Havana Sunglasses

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  Posted on 15 May 2016 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Press Coffee Maker

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  Posted on 10 May 2016 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• The Most Brutal Mom Reactions to Your Mother’s Day Gift We’ve All Heard Before

  Moms are notoriously hard to please, and it's never more impossible to escape their savage momisms than on Mother's Day. On the surface, finding the perfect... Read more

  Posted on 05 May 2016 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• 5 Appalling Things in the Public Restroom More Detrimental to the Fabric of...

  Target recently announced a new policy that would allow transgender employees to choose the restroom (and fitting room) that aligns with their gender identity,... Read more

  Posted on 02 May 2016 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• What An Honest Millennial Resume Would Look Like

  Finding a job as a millennial can be challenging, and it's only grown tougher because someone hasn't been following the first rule of Millennial Club, and now... Read more

  Posted on 21 April 2016 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• 7 Ways to Make Everyone on Facebook Hate Your Baby Before It’s Born

  You just found out that you're pregnant - congratulations are in order! There are probably a lot of things on your mind right now like baby expenses, cheese... Read more

  Posted on 11 April 2016 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Society for the Happiness and Advancement of Merry Rainbow-Observing Celtic...

  After serving as president of the Society for the Happiness and Advancement of Merry Rainbow-Observing Celtic Kinsfolk (SHAMROCK) for 17 years, Domnall Kilduff... Read more

  Posted on 17 March 2016 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION