Jackscott
A diminutive, myopic, washed up ex-pretty boy with my best years behind me with a distinctly perverse and frivolous view of the world.
MY BLOGS
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Perking the Pansies
http://www.perkingthepansies.com/
Imagine the absurdity of two openly gay, recently ‘married’ middle aged, middle class men escaping the liberal sanctuary of anonymous London to relocate to a Muslim country. I chronicle our exploits with the mad, the sad, the bad and the glad in a blog for the whole world to ignore.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 1059 )
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Health Warning
I’m happy to report that it seems our man in Ankara has stepped up to the plate about the mandatory health insurance scheme for expats. Read more
Posted on 24 January 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Lights, Camera, Action
The Pictures Just Got SmallerI’ve been a big fan of the Turkish Travel Blog for quite a while. Natalie works bloody hard to bring her readers the best that the... Read more
Posted on 23 January 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Break a Leg
I’ll be banging on about my book ad nauseum at the Polari Literary Salon at London’s Royal Festival Hall on the 6th February 2012. All my profit and more has... Read more
Posted on 22 January 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Resident Aliens
After much brouhaha and faffing about, the Turkish Government will finally introduce new visa requirements on the 1st February. Read more
Posted on 21 January 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Shaken, Not Stirred
Ex-spook, Linda (she denies it, but I know she was), gave up her 007 career at the Pentagon and settled in the Low Countries to write about life and fret about... Read more
Posted on 20 January 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Jack Frost
It’s bleedin’ freezin’. As night time temperatures plummeted, Liam extracted his Dennis the Menace jim-jams from the bottom of the wardrobe, unrolled the... Read more
Posted on 19 January 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Trailer Trash
When I planned my virtual tour, I knew the book would have to take center stage. There would be little point if it didn’t. But I didn’t want to just bang on... Read more
Posted on 18 January 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Jack on the Radio
My publisher, Jo Parfitt, recently interviewed on her Writer’s Abroad Radio Show. Blimey, I felt like a studio starlet – though more minor Rank than major MGM. Read more
Posted on 17 January 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
M’Lady and the Crazy Marionettes
Next whistle stop on my virtual book tour (are you still on the train?) is Liz Cameron’s blog, Slowly-by-Slowly. Liz writes with depth and poetry about her... Read more
Posted on 16 January 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Bedlam in Bodrum Revisited
Book Tour IntermissionWhile Bodrum collectively nursed its New Year hangover, the mechanical diggers moved in and started excavating the half of the promenade... Read more
Posted on 15 January 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Mete’s World
Book Tour IntermissionWe know a young Turkish man called Mete. He’s at university studying hard to make something of himself. He’s also gay. He’s not riddled... Read more
Posted on 14 January 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Istanbul Stranger
I was really pleased when Istanbul Stranger asked me to guest on her blog as part of my virtual book tour. She’s deliciously witty, calls a spade a spade and he... Read more
Posted on 13 January 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
The Ab Fab Impossibly Glamorous
The rudest book you'll ever loveI’d like to introduce American Expat returnee, Charles Ayers. Charles is funny and talented, and quite famous in his own... Read more
Posted on 12 January 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Perking Across the Pond
I first stumbled across Jared a while ago. I can’t remember how. It was one of those chance meetings. I was immediately drawn to his writing – witty, eloquent,... Read more
Posted on 11 January 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
AussieBum
Russell is a hunky Brit vetpat who’s travelled across three continents with his gorgeous Aussie wife, Sarah, in search of a life less ordinary. He’s found it... Read more
Posted on 10 January 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Every Little Helps
Book Tour IntermissionLiam and I spend most of our festive time in Blighty apart. It is our habit. He dispenses TLC to his folks while I tour the Capital like... Read more
Posted on 09 January 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Crash, Bang, Wallop
Book Tour IntermissionI’ve interrupt the book tour for a heavy weather warning. After a gloriously long Autumn, winter violently thundered ashore – all crash,... Read more
Posted on 08 January 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
The Love That Dares Not Speak Its Name Finally Gets a Voice
Hats off to AyseBlog Tour IntermissionThree hours into the flight from Istanbul to London I finally succumbed to the dubious pleasures of the Pegasus inflight... Read more
Posted on 07 January 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Istanbul Angels
Book Tour Intermission Our flight back to Blighty a few days before Christmas was smooth and relatively uneventful. We flew to Stansted via Sabiha Gökçen... Read more
Posted on 06 January 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Gidday from Turkay
To my eternal shame, I’ve never been to Oz. Liam, has. He loved it and wanted to stay. Forever. He even considered re-training as a hairdresser to gain enough... Read more
Posted on 05 January 2012 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION