Jackscott

A diminutive, myopic, washed up ex-pretty boy with my best years behind me with a distinctly perverse and frivolous view of the world.
MY BLOGS
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Perking the Pansies
http://www.perkingthepansies.com/
Imagine the absurdity of two openly gay, recently ‘married’ middle aged, middle class men escaping the liberal sanctuary of anonymous London to relocate to a Muslim country. I chronicle our exploits with the mad, the sad, the bad and the glad in a blog for the whole world to ignore.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 988 )
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Last Pub Standing
It’s often been said that old Norwich town once had a pub for every day of the week and a church for every Sunday. But as we discovered on our recent Hidden... Read more
Posted on 16 September 2023 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
You’ve Gotta Pick a Pocket Or Two
We first heard about one of Norwich’s secrets in the local rag and decided to give it a whirl courtesy of The Shoebox Experiences. Read more
Posted on 09 September 2023 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Take a Walk in My Shoes
I gloriously misspent my youth trawling the sleazy dives of many of the world’s great metropolitan sin bins – London, Amsterdam, Paris, New York and Los... Read more
Posted on 02 September 2023 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Director’s Cut
I’m off-air while Liam and I are perking our pansies on Ithaca. Thankfully, Odysseus’ fabled isle has escaped the terrible wildfires that have torched Southern... Read more
Posted on 26 August 2023 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
In the Footsteps of Odysseus
According to Homer – the ancient bard that is, not Simpson – it took Odysseus ten years to make it back to his gaff on Ithaca following the Trojan War. Read more
Posted on 19 August 2023 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Right on Target, Right on Price
It’s well known that these little islands have some of the toughest gun laws this side of the Milky Way. It’s possible to legally own a gun but for very specifi... Read more
Posted on 07 August 2023 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Norwich Pride 2023 – a Celebration of Youth
It’s been a dribbly July and more rain had been forecast to drench Norwich Pride. Contrary to the weather pundits, old Ma Nature decided to give us all break an... Read more
Posted on 05 August 2023 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Bloody-Minded Brits
I’ve always had a fu*k ’em attitude to authority, particularly the do-as-I-say-not-as-I-do hypocrites. You know the kind of thing: politicians preaching... Read more
Posted on 29 July 2023 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
From Tossers to Flonkers
We’ve become part-time groupies for our local village bowls team. To the uninitiated, bowls is a traditional sport beloved of the grey herd in which the... Read more
Posted on 22 July 2023 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Battle of Water-loo
We returned from our nostalgic dalliance in Dalyan to water trickling down our dining room wall. Okay, it’s a bit of a stretch to call it an actual dining... Read more
Posted on 15 July 2023 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
John Garner 1967-2003: Twenty Years On
I looked around the tidy cemetery. It was serenely silent except for the sound of birdsong and the trickle of water from the mouths of the dolphins in their... Read more
Posted on 08 July 2023 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Dallying in Dalyan
It’s been a quarter of a century since I last visited Dalyan on Turkey’s pine-clad south-west coast. Back in the day, it was a sleepy village on a dreamy,... Read more
Posted on 01 July 2023 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Home Alone Day 2
The definition of boredom is cleaning out the bathroom extractor fan with an old toothbrush. Let’s face it, there’s only so much knick-knack dusting a boy can d... Read more
Posted on 24 June 2023 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder
Liam is away visiting an old friend from his wayward early years as a young gay about town. They worked and played together when Liam did a proper job with a... Read more
Posted on 17 June 2023 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Echo Youth Theatre’s Rocking School of Rock
If you’d said a few years back that one day I’d be in a small provincial theatre watching a bunch of kids bounce about in a Lloyd Webber musical with a book by... Read more
Posted on 09 June 2023 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Road to Nowhere
We binned the car in 2014 so, unsurprisingly, good public transport is important to us. That’s why we chose a village close to Norwich with a decent bus... Read more
Posted on 03 June 2023 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
The Only Way is Essex
Essex, the home county to the east of London, has the reputation of being, well, a bit chavvy. But there’s more to Essex than big hair, gaudy bling, fake tans,... Read more
Posted on 27 May 2023 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
What a Dick!
Shortly after we moved to the village, the good lady wife of our local pub landlord popped round to the cottage with a housewarming gift. She said, “I saw this... Read more
Posted on 20 May 2023 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Eurovision 2023
Yes, it’s that time of year again when the technicolor travelling circus that is Eurovision rolls into town. After Ukraine’s win last year, the tele-moguls... Read more
Posted on 13 May 2023 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
A Right Royal Do
My dad took the King’s shilling in the late forties and made a career out of soldiering for the next twenty-something years. Despite swearing allegiance to the... Read more
Posted on 06 May 2023 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION