Jackscott
A diminutive, myopic, washed up ex-pretty boy with my best years behind me with a distinctly perverse and frivolous view of the world.
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Perking the Pansies
http://www.perkingthepansies.com/
Imagine the absurdity of two openly gay, recently ‘married’ middle aged, middle class men escaping the liberal sanctuary of anonymous London to relocate to a Muslim country. I chronicle our exploits with the mad, the sad, the bad and the glad in a blog for the whole world to ignore.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 1041 )
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The Ties That Bind
My oldest friend died in January 2020. He’d just finished his shift as a drama teacher at a North London school and was about to drive home. He had a cardiac... Read more
Posted on 14 September 2024 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Early Yuletide Logs
Anticipating weather on the turn, we took advantage of cheap summer supplies for the log burner. We’re now fully-stocked for the shorter days to come and the... Read more
Posted on 07 September 2024 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Making Hay While the Sun Shines
After a damp start, our East Anglian summer warmed up nicely during August. It dried up too, with hardly a drop for our thirsty plot. It’s been perfect weather... Read more
Posted on 31 August 2024 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Cash Is Still King
For our inaugural visit to luscious Lakka on Paxos back in 2022, cash was king. Flashing the plastic in shops, restaurants and cafés was definitely frowned upon. Read more
Posted on 24 August 2024 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Like a Bad Penny
We caught COVID on a flying visit to Bulgaria in 2022. Thankfully, as we’d been vaxed to the max, our symptoms were fairly mild, “…more man-flu than... Read more
Posted on 17 August 2024 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Postcards from Corfu Old Town
Following a week or so of life-affirming lolling and libations on Paxos, we’ve switched it up a gear for a couple of nights in Corfu Old Town – Kerkyra to the... Read more
Posted on 10 August 2024 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Postcards from Paxos – Second Delivery
Some Like It HotWe knew Paxos would be hot, but we didn’t know quite how sizzling. The mercury rises with each day that passes – 38 degrees and counting. Read more
Posted on 03 August 2024 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Postcards from Paxos – First Delivery
The Crack of DawnWe were up at the crack of dawn for our sunrise flight to Corfu. Although we’d booked our seats with TUI, one of the world’s largest travel... Read more
Posted on 27 July 2024 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Computer Says No
The queue is as quintessentially British as fish and chips, a Sunday roast or a post-pub kebab. I’m all for it. It appeals to my first-come-first-served sense o... Read more
Posted on 20 July 2024 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Cutting Room Floor
I’m off-air while Liam and I are perking our pansies on pretty Paxos. While we’re away, here’s a selection of photos that ended up on the cutting room floor,... Read more
Posted on 13 July 2024 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Lakka, the Return
I know I sound like a stuck record, but we’ve really had it with endless drab skies and drizzle. A few sunny days does not a summer make. Read more
Posted on 06 July 2024 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
The Merry Husbands of Windsor (Part Two)
Day two of our merry Windsor trip was big castle time. I’d forgotten how relentlessly busy the town gets. The castle receives about 1.5 million visitors a... Read more
Posted on 29 June 2024 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
The Merry Husbands of Windsor (Part One)
For about six years until 1993, I lived in Windsor. The pleasant Berkshire town is famous for one thing – an enormous, sprawling castle. Read more
Posted on 22 June 2024 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Lost Boys and Fairies
Sometimes something just turns up without warning, punches you in the gut and has you reaching for the Kleenex. Such a thing is Lost Boys and Fairies, the... Read more
Posted on 15 June 2024 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Not Gay At All
Back in the seventies, catalogue shopping was all the rage and buy now, pay later was my old Mum’s mantra. The entire family was kitted out on the never–never,... Read more
Posted on 08 June 2024 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Even the Ducks Are Pissed Off
These constant rainy days are really starting to get on my tits. I’m not unfamiliar with big weather. As an army brat in faraway Malaysia, there was the annual... Read more
Posted on 01 June 2024 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Seven Swans A-Swimming
With the sun finally poking through the grey clouds, we grabbed the chance to take a walk down by the River Chet for the first time in an age. Read more
Posted on 25 May 2024 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
And a Partridge in a Pear Tree
The rural flatlands of Norfolk are habitat heaven for the birds – fields and forests, rivers and wetlands provide the perfect breeding ground for an eclectic... Read more
Posted on 18 May 2024 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Fifteen Seconds of Fame
Earlier this week, I sprinted through the half a million barrier for pansy hits. When I say sprinted, it’s been more of a gentle stroll, and it’s taken nearly... Read more
Posted on 11 May 2024 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Come Rain Or Shine
Even by the usual erratic standards of these rainswept islands, the weather so far this spring has been damp and dismal – rain, rain and more bleedin’ rain, wit... Read more
Posted on 04 May 2024 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION