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• Ladies - I Wish You The Confidence Of A Male Chopped Contestant

  

  I'm totally addicted to cooking competition shows. They're pretty much the only thing I watch now. Chopped, Cutthroat Kitchen, Master Chef, Hell's Kitchen --... Read more

  Posted on 21 September 2015 FAMILY, PARENTING

• Jeb Bush Thought Publicly Shaming Unwed Mothers Was A Swell Idea

  

  Image via YouTubeJeb Bush passed a law when he was governor of Florida that required unwed mothers to publish their sexual history in the newspaper in order to... Read more

  Posted on 10 June 2015 FAMILY, PARENTING

• Forget About Likability

  "I think that what our society teaches young girls, and I think it’s also something that’s quite difficult for even older women and self-professed feminists to... Read more

  Posted on 30 May 2015 FAMILY, PARENTING

• Mercury Is In Retrograde And I'm Forgetting Stuff

  I got so busy, I neglected to mention my new job! I left Mommyish in March and am now writing and handling social media for Scary Mommy! It's beyond great.... Read more

  Posted on 27 May 2015 FAMILY, PARENTING

• Fart Noise

  

  Here's a little something I wrote about Gwyneth's #FoodBankNYCChallenge for Scary Mommy...Gwyneth Paltrow Lives On A Food Stamp Budget For A Week And Annoys... Read more

  Posted on 17 April 2015 FAMILY, PARENTING

• Mom Awesomely Live-Tweets Son's Abstinence-Only Sex Ed Class

  A mom went to her son's abstinence only sex-ed class and live-tweeted it. The rest is history.The kid has invited me to his health class on sex ed to see how ba... Read more

  Posted on 17 April 2015 FAMILY, PARENTING

• I Think I’ll Pass On Telling My Daughter The Cinderella Story

  My almost two-year-old daughter got one of those Little People Disney princess castles for Christmas this year. It came with two princesses, Cinderella and... Read more

  Posted on 20 March 2015 FAMILY, PARENTING

• Sports Illustrated Finally Endorses Jacking Off To Plus Size Models, What An...

  

  Sports Illustrated is allowing a company that makes bikinis for plus-sized women to purchase ad space in their upcoming swimsuit issue -- and the internet is... Read more

  Posted on 06 February 2015 FAMILY, PARENTING

• 12 Things Your Fussy Toddler Will Cry About Before 10 AM

  

  Toddlers aren’t always fussy — but there’s a reason all of the rumors about how terribly behaved they are exist: when they’re pissed, they’re pissed. Read more

  Posted on 21 January 2015 FAMILY, PARENTING

• Manbabies Become Engraged When Women Agree With Compliments Online

  I’m sure by now you’ve seen the Bye Felipe Instagram account, where women post screenshots of interactions they have on dating sites when they don’t return a... Read more

  Posted on 15 January 2015 FAMILY, PARENTING

• The Worst School Shooting Since Sandy Hook Happened, And No One’s Looking For...

  

  The worst school shooting since Sandy Hook happened three weeks ago – and the news has all but forgotten about it. Apart from the few updates about victims... Read more

  Posted on 10 November 2014 FAMILY, PARENTING

• Wealthy Moms Who Complain About How Hard Motherhood Is Should STFU

  

  Is there anything worse than hearing celebrity moms and CEOs complain about how difficult motherhood is? Of course there is – but I’m a fan of hyperbole, so... Read more

  Posted on 07 October 2014 FAMILY, PARENTING

• I Don’t Care How Superior You Think Your Parenting Skills Are, Do Not...

  I don’t care if you’re Supernanny, you should never discipline other people’s small children. You have no idea what is going on with a child who is behaving... Read more

  Posted on 06 October 2014 FAMILY, PARENTING

• 8 Breastfeeding Covers That Will Make Everyone Around You More Comfortable

  

  There’s so much news lately about women breastfeeding in public and people being shocked and offended by it. I really feel the need to perform sort of a public... Read more

  Posted on 27 August 2014 FAMILY, PARENTING

• I Breastfeed For All The Men Out There Who Don’t Have The Internet And Can’t...

  

  Why do I breastfeed? For men. Duh.Sure, my infant child gets nutrition out of the deal and stays alive, and that is a bonus – but the real reason I breastfeed i... Read more

  Posted on 23 August 2014 FAMILY, PARENTING

• Esquire Shocked To Find Hot, Gorgeous Women Over 40 Hot and Gorgeous

  

  When I saw the Headline, In Praise Of The 42-Year-Old Woman on an Esquire link this morning, I had little hope that this article, written by a man, would make m... Read more

  Posted on 12 July 2014 FAMILY, PARENTING

• 10 Things I Thought Moms Were Exaggerating Until I Became One

  

  I’ve admitted before that I was a waaaaay better parent before I actually became one. Witnessing the way some of my friends were dealing with motherhood, I was... Read more

  Posted on 27 June 2014 FAMILY, PARENTING

• "It's Time We Started Telling Our Own Jokes, Don't You Think?"

  "What Hollywood exec would greenlight a show based upon someone's gender transition without it being some sort of joke?"That's the question Marlo Bernier asks i... Read more

  Posted on 22 June 2014 FAMILY, PARENTING

• How I Got Pregnant After Five Years Of Infertility

  I’ve been reluctant to write about a series of events that lead up to me finally getting pregnant after five years of infertility. Read more

  Posted on 20 June 2014 FAMILY, PARENTING

• Every Woman Who Gives Birth Surgically Hasn’t Been ‘Tricked’ Out Of A Natural...

  Having given birth surgically twice, my feelings about “natural” childbirth have changed immensely. And not because I “failed” at what people call natural birth... Read more

  Posted on 10 June 2014 FAMILY, PARENTING