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• Cameron’s Final Gamble! “Gingers Must Wear Burkhas!”

  

  British PM  David Cameron has played a dastardly final card in his bid to cling to power.BANNING GINGERS FROM PUBLIC VIEW!As he trails pointless oaf Ed... Read more

  Posted on 01 October 2014 HUMOR

• I Am in Love with My Neighbour’s Pond – How Should I Woo It Aunty Bill?

  

  Here To Help – Here To CarePond LoveHelp Aunty Bill!I am in love with my neighbour’s goldfish pond. It is on two levels and has a nice water feature in the... Read more

  Posted on 30 September 2014 HUMOR

• Budgie Alert! Oily George To The Rescue!

  

  OilyThere is a squeak on my wardrobe door. Every time I open the door my pet Budgie goes into a catatonic state.I’ve tried a wide range of ungents,... Read more

  Posted on 29 September 2014 HUMOR

• Is Shiney the New Sexy? Oily George Thinks So!

  

  Oily George’s latest erotic masterpiece has been described by crticis as a clear satire on the youth obsessed Western culture. “Hand Shandy III” will be... Read more

  Posted on 24 September 2014 HUMOR

• Chairlifts, Soduko and The Road To Rio – By Bob on the Pot

  

  HelloI was round Aunt Bab’s this morning adjusting her new Stenna chairlift. She was very grateful, although medically speaking there is nothing wrong with her... Read more

  Posted on 23 September 2014 HUMOR

• The Future’s For Foretellin’ Folks – By The Mystic Milkman

  

  I am Barry Belcher. I am a Milkman. I am Psychic. I have been predicting predictions, with little accuracy for a number of years now.I haven’t been very well.... Read more

  Posted on 22 September 2014 HUMOR

• Arts World – Terry Cotter The Potter

  

  Hello,My name is Terry Cotter. I’m a potter.I have been potterising for over 20 years and stock a wide range of ceramic goods in my shop The Potter’s Reel,... Read more

  Posted on 19 September 2014 HUMOR

• Moving Stones (By Paul Holland – Again)

  Five hares on a morning fieldFive ways to wake earlyTo glorious sunshine.Spring’s clocks springing forwardBringing me stumbling out early across the yardMy... Read more

  Posted on 18 September 2014 HUMOR

• Sean Connery Talks About Independence – As Told To Oily George

  

  Oily,When I look at a photo of you I think of one word. Sexy Beast. More importantly what are your views on whether Scotland should become an independent... Read more

  Posted on 18 September 2014 HUMOR

• One Direction’s Plea To Scotland – World Exclusive!

  

  Britain’s top Boy Band, No Direction, have revealed to Gfb’s Showbusiness Editor, Matt Finish that their new single  “We love you Jock. Read more

  Posted on 18 September 2014 HUMOR

• I Am Dating Julius Caesar! Reincarnated Love for Agnes DuPont

  

  Hello,Regular readers of my lies will know I recently joined the reincarnee’s dating agency, “Have We’ve Met B4?”  (www.previouslovepreviouslives.com)I have... Read more

  Posted on 17 September 2014 HUMOR

• WHOOPS! Prince Charles in Expletive Laden Tirade About the Scottish

  

  Gingerfightback’s Hugh Pugh-Barney-McGrew was interviewing the heir apparent about his love of courgettes when Chas blurted into the microphone,Defender Of The... Read more

  Posted on 16 September 2014 HUMOR

• I Have A Face Like Hitler’s Good Testicle – Can I Find Love Aunty Bill?

  

  Aunty BillMy girl Denise left me for another man.She texted to say, “I want to be with Jason. He looks great in tan slip-ons and doesn’t possess a face that... Read more

  Posted on 15 September 2014 HUMOR

• Tony Blair Calls On The USA To Bomb Scotland

  

  Narcissistic loon Tony Blair has called upon President Obama to bomb Glasgow as he is convinced the Islamic State has gained a foothold in the land of the... Read more

  Posted on 11 September 2014 HUMOR

• How Do Drunk People Get Home? – By Paul Holland

  Oh, but how do drunk people get home? I wonder But… How do drunk people get home? My careening well… Scars and scurf And a long whole ago …. Read more

  Posted on 11 September 2014 HUMOR

• The Queen Pleads with the Scottish

  

  The Queen has pleaded with Scots to remain part of the United Kingdom. The big funnelled monarch, celebrating 600 years without a thought, is very “worried”... Read more

  Posted on 09 September 2014 HUMOR

• Pregnant Kate! Picture Exclusive!

  

  Boy do the Royals work fast!With the Scottish Referendum vote so close, PM David Cameron ordered Kate and Wills to, “Produce Prince Sprog pronto old chap. Read more

  Posted on 08 September 2014 HUMOR

• David Cameron Predicts Sharia Law In Scotland

  

  British PM David Cameron has predicted that Scotland will be under Sharia Law “within days” of becoming Independent.The PM speaking to Gfb’s Colin Testicle, gav... Read more

  Posted on 05 September 2014 HUMOR

• “I Was Taking Drugs For Britain!” Says Crackhead In The Cupboard

  

  Hi Kids,It is your duty to take drugs! As the Government now includes proceeds from drugs and prostitution in official statistics I am proud that my Crack... Read more

  Posted on 04 September 2014 HUMOR

• “Lash The Fat To Houses To Save Energy!” Says Ian Duncan Smith

  

  Secretary of State for Work and Fuckery, Iain Drunken-Spliff wants to lash fat people to houses to drive down energy consumption in the UK as part of the... Read more

  Posted on 03 September 2014 HUMOR