Hello,
Regular readers of my lies will know I recently joined the reincarnee’s dating agency, “Have We’ve Met B4?” (www.previouslovepreviouslives.com)
I have met a lovely man! Called Lionel.
In his previous life he was Julius Caesar and was building Hardrian’s Wall.
Today he works in a brick factory and has built a brick wall in his back bedroom. It’s lucky he works in a brick factory isn’t it!
He regularly pours boiling oil over passers by and on Friday crucified a man who was selling flannels door to door. The Police have had a word with him about this. As you would expect.
He explained the misunderstanding and bought a couple of flannels as a peace offering.
I’m going round for Tea tonight. Traditional dress. I’m a bit worried. My hammer toes aren’t really set off by a sandal. Still hopefully the inflatable Christian I have bought from www.slaughterthereligous.com should keep his mind off my pudgy tootsies.
I am taking a sherry trifle for pudding.
Agnes
