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One Direction’s Plea To Scotland – World Exclusive!

By Gingerfightback @Gingerfightback

Britain’s top Boy Band, No Direction, have revealed to Gfb’s Showbusiness Editor, Matt Finish that their new single  “We love you Jock. Och Aye The Noo We Do” The Thatcher Remix – will be released @ 7 am on Friday morning to celebrate the no vote in the Scottish Referendum.

The Single, a homage to all things Scottish also features on the B side the lively rap “Oi Salmond! Up yer bum with yer Referendum!”

One Direction’s Plea To Scotland – World Exclusive!

The band hope to capitalise on the success of their last single, “Please Forgive Me Mr Murdoch” which featured the singing talents of long dead Larry Grayson!

George “Ozzie” Osbourne, said “We are really excited about this single. It’s really ballsy. Not like Ed Balls though. I hate him. He smells. And he doesn’t have servants! Just off to flog my fag.”

One Direction’s Plea To Scotland – World Exclusive!

Simon Cowell said, “I am constipated with excitement about this single.”

One Direction’s Plea To Scotland – World Exclusive!

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