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• The Pope & Prince Charles – Both Love A Chinstrap!

  

  Hello!To celebrate chinstrap month, here are some of the great and good who have proudly sport one.As Shakespeare wrote, “All the world’s a chinstrap”.Enjoy! Read more

  Posted on 20 January 2015 HUMOR

• Huge Soup Well Discovered

  

  A huge minestrone soup well has been discovered in Utah, USA with enough reserves to give every human being a bowl of broth EVERYDAY for 245 YEARS!The well was... Read more

  Posted on 16 January 2015 HUMOR

• Moby Dick Makes Me Sick! By Agnes DuPont

  

  We hope you remain as amazed as we at the previous lives of Agnes DuPont!Hello People,It is great to be here to share with you my previous lives.Last week I... Read more

  Posted on 15 January 2015 HUMOR

• Filthy Sea Shanty Time!

  

  We love the life of a Jolly Jack Tar.  Nothing better than a day unfurling a spanker or two and gazing up into the mizzen mast and worrying about the... Read more

  Posted on 14 January 2015 HUMOR

• Bull Pull – The Craze That Is Sweeping The World!

  

  Hello,As Shakespeare wrote, “Tis, Twas, Aforesaid herewith are we not yet more than but could we be? Advance yonder light and rest upon my girded goatee.”... Read more

  Posted on 13 January 2015 HUMOR

• Arts Scene – With Terry Cotter The Potter

  

  Hello,My name is Terry Cotter. I’m a potter.I have been potterising for nearly two decades now. I stock a wide range of ceramic goods in my shop The Potter’s... Read more

  Posted on 09 January 2015 HUMOR

• Crossword Conundrum – Help Me Oily George!

  

  Ello Hoily,Can you help? I am doing a crossword and I am stuck on 6 across.The clue is “Things we chew our food with located in our mouths.” It has 5 letters an... Read more

  Posted on 08 January 2015 HUMOR

• Burt Reynolds Brought Christmas Cheer – By Bob On The Pot

  

  Hello,Happy New Year. I hope you enjoyed Christmas.I got the box set of Smokey And The Bandit and a jumper. I wore the jumper down to the Pickled Filtrum for th... Read more

  Posted on 07 January 2015 HUMOR

• Sarah Ferguson Speaks Up For Prince Andrew – Will Kate Accelerate Pregnancy?

  

  Prince Randy Andy’s reputation was given another kicking today when his unfaithful, adulterous, toe-suckee former wife Sarah “Fergie” Ferguson spoke up for the... Read more

  Posted on 06 January 2015 HUMOR

• The Queen’s Hurt About “Randy Andy” Speculation

  

  Buckingham Palace today issued a statement telling us that Her Royal Queeness is upset over allegations surrounding Prince Randy Andy and his nonce mates. Read more

  Posted on 06 January 2015 HUMOR

• Did Katie Hopkins Steal From A Food Bank?

  

  Little ray of non-publicity seeking sunshine Katie Hopkins is under a cloud at the moment. The Queen of mock outrage, who has a trombone for a kneecap recently... Read more

  Posted on 05 January 2015 HUMOR

• Barry Belcher – The Mystic Milkman’s Predictions For 2015

  

  I am Barry Belcher. I am a Milkman. I am Psychic. I predict predictions.These were my predictions for 2014.1. December 2012 – Like The Mayans I believe the worl... Read more

  Posted on 30 December 2014 HUMOR

• Sprouts – How To Cook Them By Fanny Redcrack

  

  My Dearest food lovers. I remain in prison in Nice, awaiting sentence for truffle smuggling. My appeal has fallen on deaf ears it would appear although it... Read more

  Posted on 23 December 2014 HUMOR

• Simon Cowell To Gift The World Esperanto!

  

  “Kiamn vi atingas perfektecon ĉiutagan kiel mi far, estas bone ..i havi defiojn. Pasintjare mi neniu estas antan la celo de faranta perfekta fromaĝo sur tost. m... Read more

  Posted on 23 December 2014 HUMOR

• Crackhead in the Cupboard’s – “Christmas Drug Tips”

  

  Hi Kids,Christmas can be a tricky time for opiate users! My former dealer Dinsdale used to pack up shop and head off to the lovely island of Santorini to help a... Read more

  Posted on 22 December 2014 HUMOR

• Australian Toilets Bamboozled Me – By Bob On The Pot

  

  Hello Folks,Well we are back from our trip “Down Under”. I enjoyed Australia. We stayed in the resort of Wollombonggongerianty. The town’s slogan... Read more

  Posted on 18 December 2014 HUMOR

• I Ate The Roof So My Mum Sold Me To The Milkman! Help Aunty Bill!

  

  Here To Help – Here To CareThe Milk Of Human KindnessAunty Bill,My mum sold me to the milkman in order to buy a shoe horn the other week.Do you think she is... Read more

  Posted on 17 December 2014 HUMOR

• Fanny Redcrack’s Christmas Cooking Guide For Festive Fun and Frolics!

  

  As regular readers will know, each year Fanny writes the same story from a prison cell in Nice, awaiting sentence for truffle smuggling. Read more

  Posted on 16 December 2014 HUMOR

• The Brazilian – Where Do You Stand?- Oily George Gives His Views

  

  Hello OilyPubic hair topiary is all the rage this year in North Devon. What is your view on “The Brazilian”? Sambatastic or are you a bush guy. Read more

  Posted on 15 December 2014 HUMOR

• Safaris On The Cheap With The Tight Fisted Traveller

  Recently we enquired about the cost of a Safari to Kenya. “Just for two mate, not the entire cast of Hair!” I replied to the quote the sweaty travel agent... Read more

  Posted on 03 October 2014 HUMOR