Don Mega

LATEST ARTICLES ( 26 )

• Rule #20 – Be the Last Man Standing…er Sitting

  

  Pooping is such a multi-layered and fascinating activity. Everybody poops, according to the books, and yet folks are so very uncomfortable discussing it, which... Read more

  Posted on 26 March 2011 HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Rule #19 – It Is What It Is

  

  When did it become acceptable to waste each other’s time with meaningless phrases like, “It is what it is”? What is like what is? In what context does that... Read more

  Posted on 24 March 2011 HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Rule #18 – Grandma’s Always Right

  

  As I alluded to in my previous post, I’ve been saddled these past few days with what we call in the business, a head cold. I had originally planned on milking... Read more

  Posted on 22 March 2011 HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Rule #17 – Cover Your Mouth

  

  Cover your mouth, ya jerk. Now, thanks to your complete lack of basic hygiene, I’ve gotta spend the next three days (the first three days of Spring, mind you)... Read more

  Posted on 21 March 2011 HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Rule #16 – The Beck/Olbermann Principle

  

  The Beck/Olbermann Principle is pretty simple – By invoking the name(s) of any of the following political figures, you automatically lose your argument: Mr. Read more

  Posted on 20 March 2011 HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Rule #15 – Stop Taking Pictures of Yourself

  

  Like most of you, I have numerous Facebook friends that I find absolutely repulsive. The only reason I remain fake friends with them is so I can keep tabs on... Read more

  Posted on 18 March 2011 HUMOR, SOCIAL MEDIA, SOCIETY