Dmroughton
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Single Father: A Humor Blog
http://funnysinglefather.blogspot.com/
My life as a single parent and professor.
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LATEST ARTICLES ( 85 )
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What Happens in the Bahamas...
So today, let's talk about our last stop in the Bahamas before heading back to sea. This visit once again features my drunk, back of the scooter riding friend. Read more
Posted on 14 June 2011 DIARIES, HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION -
Limpin Ain't Pimpin
This is Duran from Nassau in the Bahamas.Duran rented me this.Thirty-five seconds later his "associate" asked my friend and me if we liked to party. Read more
Posted on 07 June 2011 DIARIES, HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION -
Trespassers Will Be Prosecuted
This is my exterior dryer vent located about 12 feet off the ground. Notice that it actually has a cover to keep out the rain and what not; the flaps blow open... Read more
Posted on 26 May 2011 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Dummy’s Guide to Ending the World’s Worst Date Even If You Are Twelve Hours...
Step one - Get a date: Meet someone in a bar by drinking 14 Jaeger shots and then dancing by yourself in the middle of the utility closet sized dance floor. Read more
Posted on 23 May 2011 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION -
Do What to My What?!?
I periodically go into my Google Webmaster account and check out the types of searches people are doing to arrive at my site. It seems I have become a Mommy... Read more
Posted on 21 May 2011 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION -
Achmed Says...
Ok, thees is some freakin bullsheet, I'm telling you. First, I never got my 72 virgins. What the hell? And now you go and keel Osama? What did he ever do to you... Read more
Posted on 21 May 2011 FAMILY, HUMOR -
Tell Me How You Really Feel
At my college, the end of year institutional climate survey indicated that many people felt there was a divide between faculty and staff and that, in general,... Read more
Posted on 19 May 2011 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION -
Dumb Shit I Did As A Teenager
Laid across the middle of a country road in a curve in pitch black night with Barry Jackson and talked about all the girls we were going to get once we got our... Read more
Posted on 19 May 2011 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION -
Emaciation - Big Brother Style
A few days ago I had to re-enroll in my health insurance plan. If I chose not to do so, I would automatically be assigned to a 70/30 plan instead of the 80/20... Read more
Posted on 19 May 2011 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION -
I Could Out-Lazy You
I routinely call bullshit on students for their laziness, excuses, and general apathy towards their college work. The reason I am so good at calling them out... Read more
Posted on 10 May 2011 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION -
Making Love to Spaghetti
I'm tired. Not sleepy tired. Not tired as in I worked long and hard today - even though I did. I'm wandering in the desert for 40 years tired. Read more
Posted on 04 May 2011 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION -
A Taste of Europe....Only Not
Connor and I took a trip today to Busch Gardens, the theme park built around the premise of replicating multiple European countries in one place where you can... Read more
Posted on 30 April 2011 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION -
Dumb Shit I Did For Fun As A Kid
Climbed to the top of trees with Glenn Brickhouse and Ellis Liverman and swayed the trees back and forth to ride them to the ground like an amusement park ride. Read more
Posted on 28 April 2011 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION -
New Game Show to Debut Locally
Normally, I don't make multiple posts in one day, so this one will be short. However, I could not let this guy go unblogged since he made the whole line in the... Read more
Posted on 26 April 2011 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION -
A Boy and His Dog
Connor has only ever had one pet, a hamster named Happy, whom somebody -who shall remain nameless but who might possibly be the author of this blog- sent into... Read more
Posted on 26 April 2011 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION -
Dear John Letter
My son is gone to his mom's for Easter weekend, and I am off work for Spring Break for a week for some R R. Soooo, I had a couple of drinks last night with my... Read more
Posted on 23 April 2011 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION -
Who's the Parent Anyway?
Two situations that are emblematic of how the egg donor views her relationship with her child:A couple of years ago, the egg donor took me to court yet again... Read more
Posted on 21 April 2011 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION -
Terror in the Ville
This past weekend's planned divergence from Atkins:Friday night:ice creampop cornorange flavored Air Head candySaturday:two bacon sandwiches - ahhhhhh, bread!a... Read more
Posted on 18 April 2011 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION -
Goodfellas Weight Loss Plan
I'm about 6 weeks into Extreme Atkins now, and I have lost 30 pounds. Others have commented on my Facebook that they have hit a wall in their weight loss plan... Read more
Posted on 13 April 2011 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION -
Taking Seven For the Team
For those of you who don't follow my daily excursions into lunacy on Facebook, I have lost 20 pounds in one month. I am hitting the Atkins diet hard with a... Read more
Posted on 28 March 2011 HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION