Desiree68

LATEST ARTICLES ( 125 )

• Why Yes, I Did Cut My Own Hair!

  

  Long story short, I burned my hair a few weeks ago when I was bleaching my roots. I left the bleach in too long and it kinda sizzled both my brain AND my hair. Read more

  Posted on 13 January 2013 FASHION, LIFESTYLE

• Who Ate All the Pies?

  

  Blame Debbie Harry. I'm sure eyeing her off with Batman popping out of her chest made me hungry. She was responsible for my actions on Christmas Eve and the nex... Read more

  Posted on 13 January 2013 FASHION, LIFESTYLE

• Girls Gone Wild

  

  Look who I got to rub bosoms with on Sunday. Why, the most gorgeous woman at the Gold Coast Antique Fair of course, the utterly spectacular Kitty! Read more

  Posted on 11 January 2013 FASHION, LIFESTYLE

• "Have You Been Somewhere Flash?"

  

  "Noooooooooooooo ... I just woke up". Most people thought I was mad or lying, but too bad because it was the truth. There was also: "Oh I would only dress up... Read more

  Posted on 04 January 2013 FASHION, LIFESTYLE

• How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

  

  Having a wee gander at the past year's posts, I'm humbled by the warmth, kindness, generosity, support and love from visitors to my blog. Read more

  Posted on 31 December 2012 FASHION, LIFESTYLE

• Back to Wonderland

  

  split a gif I'm sending you warm kisses for your loving support of my post about overcoming body-part hatred. Thank you so much for your kind words and messages... Read more

  Posted on 10 December 2012 FASHION, LIFESTYLE

• Bikini Kill

  

  To mark the hottest December day in 11 years, it's time to face one of my own personal demons. I've had a two decade-long hate-hate relationship with my belly. Read more

  Posted on 05 December 2012 FASHION, LIFESTYLE

• Take It Easy

  

  There's no point getting your knickers in a knot over Christmas shopping. Especially on a 33-degree weekend. For many, there's the temptation to flee to the... Read more

  Posted on 03 December 2012 FASHION, LIFESTYLE

• It's Started!

  

  Silky vintage slips worn as frocks, warm northerly breezes, finding a cool spot in the heat of day and cool showers ... these are some of the things I love abou... Read more

  Posted on 30 November 2012 FASHION, LIFESTYLE

• Mercy It's Hot!

  

  Too hot for words ... Headband - more at my shop Sassy Vamps! Shoes - gifted by gorgeous Georgie of Dickensian Dandy Black and metal necklace - gifted by... Read more

  Posted on 28 November 2012 FASHION, LIFESTYLE

• In The Mood

  

  Waddya do when it's been family party-party get together time, you're run ragged from funnage and lack of sleep and there are sick kids in the house? Read more

  Posted on 26 November 2012 FASHION, LIFESTYLE

• I've Got the Painters In

  

  No really, we've got an actual painter-guy in to paint our ceilings. But although the results are looking good, it's still a right pain in the arse. Read more

  Posted on 20 November 2012 FASHION, LIFESTYLE

• All Fur Coat and No Knickers

  

  Throughout my few years with The Phoenix, who spent a couple of decades living in Yorkshire, I'm often found doubled over at the bawdy, pant-wetting slang he... Read more

  Posted on 15 November 2012 FASHION, LIFESTYLE

• Don't Get Around Much Anymore

  

  It was a nightmare. I called it Ugghh ... this nasty, grotesque corner of horror in our lounge. It made me depressed. I mean really, the curtains alone have mad... Read more

  Posted on 14 November 2012 FASHION, LIFESTYLE

• I Got Stripes

  

  Can't recall ever wearing red, white and blue. But after darling Terri of Rags Against the Machine sent me a parcel of joy, I'm wondering why I haven't joined... Read more

  Posted on 12 November 2012 FASHION, LIFESTYLE

• It's Your Birthday

  

  Pucker up, The Stylist turned 10 today. The wee lassie is growing up and it's simply glorious to watch. Especially through sparkly pink sunnies. And she's very... Read more

  Posted on 05 November 2012 FASHION, LIFESTYLE

• I Hope I Look Like Death

  

  Only 137 years have passed since this lost luggage porter attempted to reunite Mrs Dingle's hatbox with its owner. Instead, the sorry porter lost her footing... Read more

  Posted on 01 November 2012 FASHION, LIFESTYLE

• "You Don't Buy a Kebab, You Rent It"

  

  Words of wisdom from The Phoenix, my husband of one year. Actually it's a year and one week since we got hitched. It was a lovely spring afternoon in Melbourne... Read more

  Posted on 22 October 2012 FASHION, LIFESTYLE

• Hash-Tag-Totes-Amaze!

  

  Did ma hair-did, done me brows, slapped on some purple glitter eye shadow and it was judging time. Oh and since it was all in aid of Loud Shirt Day, I thought... Read more

  Posted on 20 October 2012 FASHION, LIFESTYLE

• I'd Like Ta Kiss Ya But I Just Bleached My Hair

  

  I smell the week's end approaching. It reeks of hair bleach, eyebrow dye and musty clothes. My summer frocks are slowly getting a dust-off and it's like greetin... Read more

  Posted on 18 October 2012 FASHION, LIFESTYLE