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• A New Occasion to Celebrate

  

  Last night I went to a bridal shower. We ate yummy food, said nice things to each other, and smiled a lot. The bride-to-be was glowing. There were gifts. We... Read more

  Posted on 13 April 2012 DATING, LOVE & SEX

• Some Things Really Are Better Left Unsaid

  

  Inspired by a recent horrific date encounter, the following is a list of things a man should never say to a woman, especially upon first meeting her! All phrase... Read more

  Posted on 03 April 2012 DATING, LOVE & SEX

• Is Monday Ever Happy?

  My Monday had the potential to be horrible because I burnt my tongue on my tea last night and still can not taste food.OR… I could focus on the nice weather... Read more

  Posted on 27 March 2012 DATING, LOVE & SEX

• Every Day Should Be Fun

  I prioritize laughter above work, dating, paying bills, showering, and sleeping. The only thing on the same level of laughter is probably eating.Even though it... Read more

  Posted on 19 March 2012 DATING, LOVE & SEX

• In a Relationship

  

  I am thinking of changing my Facebook status to: in a relationship. It feels true.Even before my parents first let me drive off in a teenage boy’s janky car to... Read more

  Posted on 19 March 2012 DATING, LOVE & SEX

• Hot Or Not?

  

  I do not know what part of the world you live in, but here in Los Angeles (greenhouse of the superficial) many people tend to pride themselves on meaningless... Read more

  Posted on 05 March 2012 DATING, LOVE & SEX

• Cleo’s Valentine’s Day Orgy

  

  If you did not attend my Valentine’s Day event, the title totally makes you regret it, huh?!One definition of the word, orgy, is: excessive indulgence in a... Read more

  Posted on 19 February 2012 SELF EXPRESSION

• A Valentine’s Day Poem

  

  Roses are red,Violets are blue,Today is Valentine’s Day, Sarcastically… wohoo.Sugar is sweet,Kale is bitter,How can the sun be out,when it is still... Read more

  Posted on 14 February 2012 DATING, LOVE & SEX

• Wanna Make Out?

  

  It is not uncommon for my favorite yoga teacher to make me laugh during class. Last week, to emphasize the importance of starting small and building intensity... Read more

  Posted on 11 February 2012 DATING, LOVE & SEX

• Happily Awaiting Happiness

  

  We haven’t met yet,but if feels like I know you.–//–I could try to imagine what it would feel like,to shake your hand,to lock eyes with you,to share your... Read more

  Posted on 04 February 2012 DATING, LOVE & SEX

• Trying Too Hard

  

  If I had a reality show, we could all watch the clip from a few nights ago of that-guy-at-the-bar-that-was-trying-too-hard… even the valet people outside felt... Read more

  Posted on 03 February 2012 DATING, LOVE & SEX

• The Adventures of Big Mac Girl

  

  I am participating in a short story contest and honestly, I don’t even know what the prize is. I just wanted something to motivate me to write more creative... Read more

  Posted on 30 January 2012 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Dry Spells Are Not All Bad

  

  . Although voluntary dry spells are better than involuntary, we can learn valuable lessons from abstinence.Testing our willpower shows us our weaknesses. How... Read more

  Posted on 29 January 2012 DATING, LOVE & SEX

• January: A Successful Month of Matchmaking

  

  Love is in the air this January! Well, not for me…But not only is 2012 the year of the Tiger (rawr), but it is the year of No Cleo Pity Parties, so I’m not... Read more

  Posted on 27 January 2012 DATING, LOVE & SEX

• Click Here for NAKED Photos of Me

  

  Want to see some naked pictures??There is a reason why Kim Kardassian made a sex tape and why the Jersey Shore cast are rich and famous. Read more

  Posted on 24 January 2012 DATING, LOVE & SEX

• The Benefits of Insecurity

  

  I am so glad that I used to be really insecure. (key words: used to be). When I was a kid, I was super skinny. My ribs showed, I had no arm mass, I had the... Read more

  Posted on 21 January 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• How Cookie-Cutter Are You?

  

  Your level of cookie-cutterability may be determining your dating path. A cookie-cutter person (as defined by Cleo) is: 1. A person that is very traditional wit... Read more

  Posted on 18 January 2012 DATING, LIFE COACH, LOVE & SEX

• My 10-Year Plan to Achieving Cougar Status

  

  We can choose to accept or deny our destiny. Choosing a hybrid of both leads to a rollercoaster of emotions and thoughts. Although I loved them as an... Read more

  Posted on 16 January 2012 DATING, LOVE & SEX

• Lust v. Love

  

  Have you ever been in the middle of a conversation with someone and you can feel them judging you? The eyes give it away. Slightly squinted, not smiling,... Read more

  Posted on 10 January 2012 DATING, LOVE & SEX

• Twas Twas Twas

  

  Twas two nights after Christmas,and all through her place,not a cupcake was leftover,not even a trace.The stockings were never hung because her budget was... Read more

  Posted on 28 December 2011 DATING, LOVE & SEX