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• Toddlers & Tiaras Flashback: Whaaat?! Oh No They Din’t Just Do That! A Few More...

  

  Not gonna lie. I’m still having a little trouble reconciling myself to the fact that Toddlers Tiaras may be gone for good.  I can tell this is gonna be a... Read more

  Posted on 17 November 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition: It Was Rabbit Hole Madness When Abby And Alic...

  

  I don’t know what kind of tea party you’re throwing, sister, but you need to switch to decaf. Is she still behind me? Is she gone? Girrrl, pleez. That weave. I... Read more

  Posted on 13 November 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras Flashback: Pass The Pixie Stix, Please. It’s Another Look...

  

  Oh.  Hell.  No. This just ain’t right. Still banging your head against the wall because Toddlers Tiaras has gone away? Having trouble detoxing after six... Read more

  Posted on 09 November 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition: If It’s Miss Asia Monet Ray Back In Da Hizzle...

  

  All I know is that if Mama doesn’t get served some of that cake pretty soon, every one of those kids is going home. Pardon me while I unleash a Bucket of Sass... Read more

  Posted on 06 November 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras Flashback: Relive A Few More Classic Moments When The Glitter...

  

  Ok.  I’ll admit it if you will. I might be having some separation anxiety over all this Toddlers Tiaras cancellation drama.  Is it cancelled?  Is it on hiatus... Read more

  Posted on 02 November 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition: It Was Your Worst Nightmare. Vampires,...

  

  That’s right, kids. You can count all the Krazy Moms on just one hand now. That Philly Mom be hatin’ all up on me. I got your big hoagie right here, lady. Do yo... Read more

  Posted on 30 October 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras Flashback: R.I.P.? Is Your Guilty Pleasure Gone Too Soon Or...

  

  Uh oh. You might want to unplug those hot rollers and get that spray tan machine off the kitchen table, people.  Maybe even try to start coming down from the... Read more

  Posted on 26 October 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition: It Was A Downtown Hoedown And Wild West...

  

  Girrrl, pleez. I got some friends in low places, but I never seen dancing that ratchet. MmmMmm. And then Rachelle stood up in those booty shorts. Thank you... Read more

  Posted on 23 October 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Stars And Stripes. Sparkles And Swag. It’s The History Of...

  

  You might wanna step aside, cuz my baby ’bout to put a whole lot of Playa back into this li’l Playground, ‘kay? Chillax, Girls. You don’t even need a knife to... Read more

  Posted on 19 October 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition: If You Werk It Than You Better Put A Crown...

  

  Rapunzel, Rapunzel. Where you get dat crusty weave, Gurl? Oooooh…ya nasty. Pffsshhh. Bitch, pleez. Pump yo’ brakes. I got this. Lemme just say that Booty was th... Read more

  Posted on 16 October 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Pop It. Lock It. And Lose It. The Hollywood Starz Hip Hop...

  

  Dude. I gotta tell you. These pixie stix are way better than any of that s*** we had in the ’60s. I’m still straight buzzin’. I had no idea that African cheetah... Read more

  Posted on 13 October 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition: It Was The Rachelle Rak Show. Twerk It. Werk...

  

  I was up ’til 2am checking out flip flops on Zappos. Mama needs her Starbucks shot. And this is how they found me at Candy Apples. I was curled up in a little... Read more

  Posted on 09 October 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: If I Were A Rich Girl I Would Rule The World, Break A Few...

  

  If I Were A Rich Girl I’m pretty sure that I wouldn’t be sitting in a hot Ramada on a Saturday afternoon. Let’s be real here. Oh, yeah. Now THAT is what I’m... Read more

  Posted on 05 October 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition: It Was Ninja Sticks To The Throat When...

  

  I appreciate the Callback Card, but can you check your boobs again for Bieber tickets? That’s right, haters. We’re back! So suck on that one. Jeah! Oh. Hell. No... Read more

  Posted on 02 October 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: It’s Time To Put On Your Gatsby Glitz And Flapper Dress....

  

  I tried asking my Director friend Carol what really went down in Vegas, but she’s still curled up in a ball and won’t answer her cell. Read more

  Posted on 28 September 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition: It Was Vegas! A Show Stopping, Head Bopping,...

  

  You better shut that Philly pie hole cuz Imma ’bout to get all Fake Kristie Ray on your fat a**, bitch. Yo. Giaaanna! Over here! Have you seen my blue flip... Read more

  Posted on 25 September 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Time To Work That Stage And Show Me Your Pretty Feet. All Fou...

  

  Check it out. There’s a freakin’ pig on the crown. Don’t even pretend you’re not jealous, cuz you are. Haters gonna hate. Bitch, pleez. Every kid at the Ramada... Read more

  Posted on 22 September 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition: It Was Mythology And Child Psychology When Th...

  

  Hello! I dunno what was in that drink, but I swear I just saw that JoJo kid without a bow on her head. We’ve come from the bowels of Hell in search of your smal... Read more

  Posted on 21 September 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms Reunion: Run For Cover! Hurricane Abby Is Pounding The Real Housewive...

  

  If this chair wasn’t so damn comfy I’d get up right now and slap the crazy out of all of you with one hand. And so hard. Figures, right? The freakin’ last show... Read more

  Posted on 18 September 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition: It Was Time To Get Your Lady Gaga On. Too...

  

  Giaaaaanna! Get that Philly Cheese Steak outta your Mom’s purse and get your lazy a** over here. Seriously. Can you even imagine living with that kid in your... Read more

  Posted on 14 September 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO