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• Bring It!: Girrrl, Pleez…You Must Don’t Know My Name. The Dolls Slam Into ‘Bama...

  

  Somebody better get dat door, cuz I hear a Ding Dong with my name on it. Knowwhaddimean? This face, tho. Tryna make me look like the crazy one now? Imma need... Read more

  Posted on 15 February 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: I’ll Star In My Own Life If You Get Outta My Face. Miss Nia Hits...

  

  I swear Kanye stole my iPhone at the Grammys. I can’t find that damn thing anywhere. Not cool. Time for my anti-lice headgear, cuz you know Mama’s gotta... Read more

  Posted on 11 February 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Bring It!: You Better Hold On To Your Lug Nuts, Boyz. The Purple Diamonds Are...

  

  Mwah Mwah Mwah Mwah Mwah Mwah Mwah Mwah Mwah Mwah Mwah Mwah Mwah Mwah Mwah. Stay cool, bro. Don’t move. They say she can smell fear. Let Mama explain how this... Read more

  Posted on 09 February 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Bye Bye Pittsburgh! The ALDC Is Letting It Go One Last Time And...

  

  I was told this was Casual Friday, so I toned it down a bit. Normally there’s a sparkler in the bow. Gurl, I really wish we didn’t have that new “Don’t Pick On... Read more

  Posted on 28 January 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Bring It!: Is It Getting Hot In Here Or Is It Just Me? The Dancing Dolls Feel Th...

  

  Beyoncé Beyoncé Beyoncé Beyoncé Beyoncé Beyoncé Beyoncé Beyoncé Beyoncé Beyoncé Well, hello there Mister Blue Gummy Worm. Who left you lying ’round here? Read more

  Posted on 25 January 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: She’s Baaaack! It’s The Return Of Honey Bow Bow Child When JoJo Take...

  

  Let’s plead insanity on that lawsuit. I’m sure I’ll pick up plenty of pointers this week. Trust me. That. Was hilarious. Don’t you worry, people. Mini-Maya ’bou... Read more

  Posted on 21 January 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: The ALDC Stomps The Yard When Abby Gets Served. Nobody Knows The Mam...

  

  Srsly? Another parking ticket? Are you people blind? My freakin’ name’s on the damn sign. Everybody knows the curlier it gets, the crazier I get. And do you... Read more

  Posted on 14 January 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Miss Abby Is Getting Her Freak On As Season Five Begins. The ALDC (P...

  

  Shut. Up. These are the best Sour Patch Gummy Worms I’ve ever had. I can’t even feel my face. My hair’s on point. My makeup’s totally on point. My outfit’s on... Read more

  Posted on 07 January 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: Y’all Better Redneckognize That It Was Fun While It...

  

  It’s true. Honey Boo Boo Child has left the building. Reality just got Real in McIntyre.  And not even Alana‘s Chicken Nugget Power could save them this time.... Read more

  Posted on 27 October 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms Video: Freaks Like Me Are Dancing To Beauty And The BEAT. The...

  

  Fix your feet. And then get your Freak On. It’s a tale as old as time. And as tired as that weave, girlfriend. First, it’s Beauty and the Beast as you’ve never... Read more

  Posted on 22 October 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: The Real Housewives Of Pittsburgh Are All Back For One More Round...

  

  You wanna see me climb those stairs in heels? Cuz Imma ’bout ready to hush this whole audience. We’d never hit each other. You have any idea how much a full... Read more

  Posted on 15 October 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Real Housewives Of New Jersey: WWHL’s One-On-One With Teresa And Joe...

  

  “Is Bail Bettah?” She wishes. You know the story by now.  On October 1st, Joe and Teresa Giudice reported to court for sentencing on all their years of fabellin... Read more

  Posted on 11 October 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: The Road To Nationals Comes To An End, In More Ways Than One. Is Thi...

  

  Without my super hero headband, I can’t control my hair or my feet. What’s happening to me? I’m sick of this S***! And I’m sick of this blog making it look... Read more

  Posted on 08 October 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Bring It!: Back Dat Bus Up. Dianna And The Dolls Take A DD4L Road Trip And Host...

  

  Then she just starts wailing in tongues all like ‘Hooty Hoo and Boo Damn Boo.’ Who talks like that? Dat shiz just cray. Cuz I called it first, that’s why. Next... Read more

  Posted on 05 October 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: It’s All Going Down In Tinsel Town When Abby Lee And The ALDC Hit...

  

  OMG! A solo? If I can just keep Mom from Street Fighting for four more days, I totally got this. For the last time… Jet Blue lost one of my suitcases. That’s wh... Read more

  Posted on 01 October 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Bring It! Season Finale: It Ain’t Over Until The DD4L Lady Bucks. The Last...

  

  When you’re done putting all that Thug In It, would ya mind putting some Back Into It and moving that couch for me? Is that the pretty one that everyone keeps... Read more

  Posted on 28 September 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Time To Bring Down The Lights And Break Up The Fights. It’s The...

  

  Haters gonna hate. Once I steal that big ol’ diamond, I’m set for life with these sparkly headbands. I swear if you don’t let it go and stop wearing animal... Read more

  Posted on 25 September 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms:

  

  This is too easy. Once I steal that big ol’ diamond, I’m set for life with sparkly headbands, suckah. Between your beef with Miss Abby and those animal prints,... Read more

  Posted on 24 September 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Bring It!: The Big Dolls And Baby Dolls Are Bucking For Revenge, So Have A Seat...

  

  How ’bout you get back to your own babies before you get five of these upside yo’ head? What a Daddy’s gotta do is drop this thing on top of the next hen who... Read more

  Posted on 21 September 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: The Road To Nationals Loses A New Rider When Another One Bites The...

  

  I’m not telling y’all what to do, but if I were you I’d have a seat cuz Miss Maya ’bout to get real. I swear if this kid gets ice cream on the back of my head... Read more

  Posted on 17 September 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO