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• DanCool Video: Star In Your Own Life, Beyoncé. More Nia Sioux, Todrick Hall And...

  

  You know I love a good mash-up. Especially if it comes with a beat you can dance to. But toss in body glitter and Single Lady fingers?   And the secret Dance... Read more

  Posted on 04 May 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Bring It!: Miami And Divas And Dolls, Oh My! And Don’t Forget The Purple...

  

  Gurrrrl, Imma gon’ need your glasses cuz I swear that’s the lady who just had four babies. Double Ds. Get it? I buzz the fade and y’all complaining about my... Read more

  Posted on 02 May 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: It’s The Final Pittsburgh Showdown And There’s Just Enough Time To...

  

  Hold up. When I left for the Grammys, didn’t Miss Sasha here have short hair? Mind. Blown. It’s nice to see you again, too, ma’am. But let’s keep both jazz hand... Read more

  Posted on 29 April 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: I Want My ALDC TV! It’s The Pop Star Music Video Battle When...

  

  I said Who Run The World? Vertes Girls. Where did I park? This isn’t even my damn car! I swear LA is worse than the Mall at Christmas. Read more

  Posted on 22 April 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Bring It!: When The Purple Diamonds Are Blocking The Road To The Battle Royale,...

  

  Don’t cry. Don’t cry. Don’t cry. Don’t cry. Don’t cry. Don’t cry. Don’t cry. Don’t cry. Don’t cry. Aww S***. I know this damn baby ain’t getting crackers in my... Read more

  Posted on 20 April 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Life Is Short. Stop And Smell The Hollywood Roses Or The Whole...

  

  I support Kendall. Unless she tries to wear my new Janet Jackson hair. Then it’s on, Girlfriend. I got enough on my plate right now just dealing with the 3... Read more

  Posted on 15 April 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Bring It!: So Now The Sincerest Form Of Flattery Is Straight Up Jacking Your...

  

  This, tho. Again. No, really. I’m being serious. If you’re gonna talk all night can I at least order another dessert? Look familiar? Imma gon’ need somebody to... Read more

  Posted on 13 April 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: The ALDC Is Werking It And Walking It Back To Hollywood For The...

  

  Did she just say DALLAS? That was my favorite show. I totally need a selfie with Sue Ellen. Whoa. Hold up, Grandma. I don’t care if you are Korean. Nobody... Read more

  Posted on 08 April 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Live From Ohio…It’s Saturday Night! With Maddie Gone, It’s...

  

  You can wear my feather vest for your little dance, sweetie, but I’ll need it back when you’re done. I know, right? It’s 40 below and we’re out here wearing... Read more

  Posted on 01 April 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Bring It!: Girl…Pleez. Don’t Look Now, But Neva Just Put The “Diva” In Olive...

  

  This, tho. I gotta get back on my meds asap, cuz I swear I’m looking at a dancing panda wearing a weave. I didn’t sign up to be on no damn GLEE episode. The... Read more

  Posted on 30 March 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Looks Like The Candy Apples Sanitation Department Found Some Good...

  

  I swear. I saw all those old wannabe Moms on Twitter and I was all like ‘AwHellNahDurrp.’ Hi, Staples? I’d like to order some name tags, because I have no clue... Read more

  Posted on 25 March 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Girl, Pleez…Do Not Even Tell Me This Is Nia’s Last Chance. It’s All...

  

  Here you go, Sparky. I just need you to keep the tags on in case you go crazy pants on me again. She was all up in my face and that nasty perfume Jill keeps... Read more

  Posted on 18 March 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Bring It!: Is It Getting Hot In Here Or Is It Just Me Again? Traci And The YCDT...

  

  You need to back dat thang up and turn yo’ box around before anything else comes out of it. And the award for Most Drama after hitting a wall and breaking a... Read more

  Posted on 15 March 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Sorry, Sheriff. This Town Ain’t Big Enough For Two Maddies. It’s A...

  

  I’m looking at you with my It’s Been A Week And You Still Haven’t Downloaded My Single Side Eye. Am I the only one who sees Godzilla busting through the wall... Read more

  Posted on 11 March 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Bring It!: Dance Or Buck Off, Girlfriend. The Real Housewives Of Jackson Are...

  

  Don’t know if we’ll win, but I know it’s too damn hot to be standing on a golf course in a bow tie. Put your coat on that empty seat. I don’t want that crazy... Read more

  Posted on 09 March 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: The ALDC Returns To Pittsburgh And Immediately Splits In Half. It’s...

  

  I know this crazy old lady is not trying to photobomb my selfie now that I got my hair just right. Excuuuse me, Jill. Gawd forbid anyone else get to rock a... Read more

  Posted on 04 March 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Bring It!: There’s No Stopping Kayla When The Dolls Head To Alabama. Beam Me Up...

  

  Let’s keep it 100. It’d be hella easier to do CrossFit if Mama’s hair didn’t make me hungry for Wendy’s. Really? We’re still using the same old tired a** weave... Read more

  Posted on 01 March 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: It’s The Wild Wild West Coast, Part Two. Time For The ALDC To Say Bu...

  

  Trust me, girlfriend. You do not want me to get all gangsta on your a** and start Googling s***! Keep it up, Bitch and I’ll max out your credit cards so fast... Read more

  Posted on 25 February 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Bring It!: Daddy’s Baby Girls Sun And Star And Sky All Lit Up The Dollhouse. It...

  

  For the last time, I’m not wearing a bra. These are two black diamonds on a red polo shirt, bitch. I bet if we bump our heads together real hard like iPhones... Read more

  Posted on 23 February 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: It’s The Wild Wild West Coast, Part One. Turn Up The Track…MattyB...

  

  So proud of you for getting the lead role, Baby. I just thought Justin Bieber would be taller in person. I’m super excited for the Lucy Ethel duet. Ethel... Read more

  Posted on 18 February 2015 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO