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• The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills: Nice You Could Join Us, Kim & Ken. You’re ...

  

  Whatsamatta for you? How ’bout yous buy a watch? There ain’t enough booze on the island to cover this one. Yeah. What she said. Hit me again. Hard. ... Read more

  Posted on 14 January 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: I Want My Ni-Ni! It’s Lollipops and Gumdrops and Drag...

  

  I’m Makenzie and I’m gettin’ my hair did. Shoo. I don’t know how those Queens wear these things. I feel another meltdown coming on real s... Read more

  Posted on 12 January 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Sassy Dolls And The Real Housewives Of Pittsburgh Learn That...

  

  Seriously? We have to go through this all over again? Why? Because you never give my kid a break…and you’re a whore. I don’t take crap or Discover Card from... Read more

  Posted on 11 January 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Mob Wives: The Staten Island Stiletto Smackdown. Karen And Drita Are The Life...

  

  Tastes like Bourbon and Bitch Slaps. Make it a double. When the working day is done, girls just wanna have fun. And I was all like BAM and BOOM and BIFF on her... Read more

  Posted on 09 January 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Honey Boo-Boo Child, You Need To Sit Yo’ Self Down And...

  You might want to stand back a little bit. There’s a good chance my head is gonna explode…and probably shoot out enough Toddlers & Tiaras sparkles to mess u... Read more

  Posted on 07 January 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Precious Moments. Show Me Yo’ Money Face In A Meat Bikini,...

  

  Every day should be Double Coupon Day, Miss Thang. My belly’s gonna bring home the bacon. Half price. I just wanna win t... Read more

  Posted on 05 January 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills: Xanax Marks The Spot. Hot Hawaiian...

  

  I’m so confused. I’m so gangstah. I’m so wasted. I’m so done. May I have your attention please?This is the Final Boarding Call for all Pretty People:Pack your... Read more

  Posted on 03 January 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Mob Wives: It’s A New Year. New War. The Girls Are All Back With New Pals, New...

  

  They were like this big. Baddabing. You want I should call Bob Mackie? Mob Wives in 3D. Make that Double D. Whoa. Those could do some damage. What the (bleep)? Read more

  Posted on 02 January 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Pageant Moms Try To Please Us By Jackin’ It To Jesus. Crown...

  

  Perfection. Momma needs perfection. Perfection and soda. Beyonce don’t play that. So just back it up right now. Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes …as she... Read more

  Posted on 29 December 2011 HUMOR

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Patriotic Tumbles & The 7 Year Old Elvis Pelvis. America’s...

  

  Up in the sky! The Pageant Signal! Super Elvis is ready! Oh honey, you ’bout to get two blasts of Bella in yo’ face. You go like this, and then you plug it... Read more

  Posted on 22 December 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• DanCool What The…?: Attention All Flannel Fashionistas. Sorry, Snuggie. Forever...

  I can’t stop watching this.And that is all I have to say regarding this cutting edge piece of cozy couture……except that the FREE footies just might clinch the... Read more

  Posted on 21 December 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills: That’s White I’m Gonna Sue Your A**!...

  

  Seriously? Is she still talking? Lord. I smell some crazy up in here. Talk to the finger. And fix your top. I am seriously too pretty to be sued. Ladies and... Read more

  Posted on 20 December 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, MOVIES

• The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Old Wives And New Tricks. You Need Mo’ Money,...

  

  You Never Give Me Your Money. Cause Money Can’t Buy Me Love. She Works Hard For The Money. Lawd, These Bitches Be Whacked. And ... Read more

  Posted on 19 December 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• DanCool Holiday: I Know You Are, But What Am I? Sing Along With A Classic Pee-We...

  Love him or hate him, no one can celebrate the Holidays like Pee-Wee Herman.His 1988 Christmas Special was insane. An explosion of fake snow, garland and... Read more

  Posted on 18 December 2011 HUMOR

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Pageants Are Like Drugs. Psychedelic Colors & Aerosol. Welcom...

  

  I need my pageant fix real bad, dude. Got a good HoJo? Know where I can score a quick $700 Cupcake Dress? Am I trippin’? Did she just say Princess? For real?... Read more

  Posted on 15 December 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Girl, You Just Got Law Schooled. Have Fun With...

  

  And then they be all like MmmHmm Oh No She Din’t. Of course everything is perfect. Girrrl. You gonna poke an eye out with that Donkey. Whatchoo talkin’ about,... Read more

  Posted on 14 December 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills: Vegas Boy Booty & The Bickersons. A Book, ...

  

  I could totally drive myself NutWad crazy right now. I could totally drive you into that pole right now. I could totally be the next Real Housewife too, you... Read more

  Posted on 13 December 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Girl, It Is Time For Three Wigs And A Baby!...

  

  You need to get this thing out. Now. You need to get yo’ money. Now. You need to get this thing built. Now. You need to dial it down a notch. Now. Hell yeah, I... Read more

  Posted on 12 December 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Merry Glitzmas. ‘Tis The Season For Glitter, Big Hair And...

  

  No Makenzie? I’m outta here. I’m sorry. I’m not doin’ it. Here’s to another season. Work it. Own it. Be Fierce. ... Read more

  Posted on 08 December 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills: The Malibu Beach Party From Hell. Belly...

  

  Tick. Tick. Tick… Tick. Tick. Tick… Boom goes the dynamite. This one might date me a little bit.It wasn’t until this week’s episode of The Real Housewives of... Read more

  Posted on 06 December 2011 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO