Christopher De Voss

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• L.A.P. By The Numbers: Twinkies

  

  Here is a break down of Twinkie week: Total Number of posts about Twinkies: 8 Total Number of Comments: 409 Total Number of Writers Who Have A Tail: 1 Total... Read more

  Posted on 12 August 2013 HUMOR

• Some Skits Found While Digging In The Garage (Part One)

  

  The title is pretty much the setup. I used to be in a skit group called Left of Center. We played a few bars, opened for a jazz singer…I won’t bore you with... Read more

  Posted on 12 August 2013 HUMOR

• Breaking Bad, Breaking Balls

  

  Joe is the morning jock on one of the coolest stations in the country, CD102.1 FM. (I think…it used to be 101.1, but something happened. Read more

  Posted on 11 August 2013 HUMOR

• It’s The Simpson’s

  

  I live in the land of theme parks, and that land is named: Orlando. One of the new big things that has come this summer is The Transformers ride to Universal... Read more

  Posted on 08 August 2013 HUMOR

• Twinkie Prohibition

  

  It never fails in this country; there’s always some party-pooper going out of his way to make sure that every last fun thing is sought out and removed from our... Read more

  Posted on 08 August 2013 HUMOR

• Twinkie, Twinkie, Little Star

  

  That’s right, America. The Twinkie is back! (for some reason) Assumed by many to be the unholy result of a secret Nazi project codenamed either Twinkilnauss or... Read more

  Posted on 07 August 2013 HUMOR

• The Incredible Edible Twinkie

  

  (Read these first two lines in a David Bowie voice, like at the start of the song: Modern Love) I didn’t care that the Twinkie went away. I didn’t care that... Read more

  Posted on 06 August 2013 HUMOR

• The Action Hero Lists

  

  Action Heroes Favorite Weapons… 1) Guns 2) Knives 3) Humor 4) Dynamite/bombs 5) Box Office Receipts    Why Action Heroes Would Not Make Good Car Wash... Read more

  Posted on 05 August 2013 HUMOR

• Twinkies: A WARNING!

  

  Ceci n’est pas evil! Twinkies? Mention the word and shudder! This evil of evils – fanciest delight of all the demons in Heaven – is the delicious, addictive,... Read more

  Posted on 05 August 2013 HUMOR

• Only In ‘Murrica

  

  First I want to say thanks to Chris DeVoss and all the other awesome bloggers here on A Long Awkward Pause.  It’s always humbling to be invited to write by... Read more

  Posted on 04 August 2013 HUMOR

• Twinkies

  

  Seven days ago I never thought I’d make it. I made it through a week of school. I was meltdown-free for Mandatory Family Game Night. Read more

  Posted on 03 August 2013 HUMOR

• Twinkie The Kid Starts A Comeback

  

  When you leave the academy, they say that you’re ready. That is mostly true. And then you find one of your childhood icons passed out in an alley and you realiz... Read more

  Posted on 02 August 2013 HUMOR

• Randoms Pt 17

  

  Celebrities’ Lessor Known Siblings: Beer Grylls drunken brother of survivalist Bear Grylls Bahama Cruise newly discovered step sister of Tom Cruise Nono Moore... Read more

  Posted on 01 August 2013 HUMOR

• The Air Vent

  

  (This is fiction.) I was 6, my brother was 10, and we had the whole house to ourselves. Grandma and Mom were at the restaurant getting it ready for the morning... Read more

  Posted on 29 July 2013 HUMOR

• If Taylor Swift Wrote About Real Life

  

  McDonald’s Story Standing in line waiting to order a burger Your register girl is slow like a tumor She doesn’t even know what a number 2 combo is A number 2... Read more

  Posted on 22 July 2013 HUMOR