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L.A.P. By The Numbers: Twinkies

By Christopher De Voss @chrisdevoss

Here is a break down of Twinkie week:

Total Number of posts about Twinkies: 8
Total Number of Comments: 409
Total Number of Writers Who Have A Tail: 1
Total Number of Countries Represented By The Readers: 19
Total Number of Posts Twinkie The Kid Made It Into: 3
Total Number of Times The Word Twinkie Was Used: 948
Total Number of Other Snack Cakes That Were Mentioned: 6
Total Number of Medical Shows Represented: 1
Total Number of Times Rants Cursed While Writing His Post: 212
Total Number of Times The Rest Of The Team Cursed While Writing Their Posts: 43* 
Total Number of Words Written About Twinkies: 4814
Total Number of Twinkie Pictures: 14
Total Number of Porn Sites Visited While The Writers Looked For “Inspiration”: 12
Total Number of Awards Bestowed Upon The Writers Before Joining L.A.P.: 458
Total Number of Awards Bestowed Upon The Writers After Joining L.A.P.: 0
Total Number of Readers Gained During Twinkie Week: 47
Total Number of Readers Lost During Twinkie Week: 912
Total Number of Autographs Signed by the Writers of L.A.P: 1/2
Total Number of Times the Hostess Corporation said, ‘Thank You’: 0
*33 of them were Chowderhead

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