Christopher De Voss

LATEST ARTICLES ( 575 )

• Ellen DeGeneres Dishes It Out on Oscars Fashion and More

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: The 86 th annual Academy Awards was Sunday, and funny lady Ellen DeGeneres fulfilled her hosting duties with her usual... Read more

  Posted on 04 March 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• Ellen DeGeneres Dishes It Out on Oscars Fashion and More

  

  The 86th annual Academy Awards was Sunday, and funny lady Ellen DeGeneres fulfilled her hosting duties with her usual wit and aplomb. Ellen is well-known for... Read more

  Posted on 04 March 2014 HUMOR

• A Play By Play Of The Oscars 2014 (In Case You Missed It)

  

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: 8:30 pm: The Oscars begin. Ellen DeGeneres is wearing something from the Liberace collection. She is immediately... Read more

  Posted on 03 March 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• A Play By Play Of The Oscars 2014 (In Case You Missed It)

  

  8:30 pm:  The Oscars begin. Ellen DeGeneres is wearing something from the Liberace collection8:31 pm: June Squib from the movie Nebraska is old. Ellen points... Read more

  Posted on 03 March 2014 HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: Pixar’s Take On R – Rated Movies

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: There is this guy named Josh Cooley who works for a really cool company called Pixar Animation. Read more

  Posted on 01 March 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: Pixar’s Take On R – Rated Movies

  

  There is this guy named Josh Cooley who works for a really cool company called Pixar Animation.  They make award winning, multi-million dollar grossing... Read more

  Posted on 01 March 2014 HUMOR

• First Round of Oscars Already Awarded — Not That Anyone Cares

  

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: HOLLYWOOD (sort of) — As excitement over the much-anticipated glitz and glamour of this Sunday’s Academy Awards builds... Read more

  Posted on 28 February 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• First Round of Oscars Already Awarded — Not That Anyone Cares

  

  HOLLYWOOD (sort of) — As excitement over the much-anticipated glitz and glamour of this Sunday’s Academy Awards builds throughout Hollywood, Oscar winners for... Read more

  Posted on 28 February 2014 HUMOR

• The Selfie Drinking Game

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: At some point everyone considers cleaning out their Facebook friend list. Too many instances of “ what the hell am I... Read more

  Posted on 27 February 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• The Selfie Drinking Game

  

  At some point everyone considers cleaning out their Facebook friend list.  Too many instances of “what the hell am I looking at?” and “is this real life?” make... Read more

  Posted on 27 February 2014 HUMOR

• Survival Tips for “Hotels on a Budget”

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: With spring break and summer vacations around the corner, you might be surprised to learn that you are not the only... Read more

  Posted on 26 February 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• Survival Tips for “Hotels on a Budget”

  

  With spring break and summer vacations around the corner, you might be surprised to learn that you are not the only one on a budget. It turns out hotels are on ... Read more

  Posted on 26 February 2014 HUMOR

• Surviving In Australia

  

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: Dearest friends (and enemies – I love you too), Were you aware that the average life expectancy in Australia is just... Read more

  Posted on 25 February 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• Surviving In Australia

  

  Dearest friends (and enemies – I love you too),Were you aware that the average life expectancy in Australia is just 27 (for men) and 28 (for women)? And do you... Read more

  Posted on 25 February 2014 HUMOR

• Capital One Handles Business Like Your Clingy Ex

  Christopher De Voss:Visit longawkwardpause.com Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: The LA Times recently posted an article criticizing credit card issuer... Read more

  Posted on 24 February 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• Capital One Handles Business Like Your Clingy Ex

  

  The LA Times recently posted an article criticizing credit card issuer Capital One (you know, that company you’re always getting junk mail from) for including... Read more

  Posted on 24 February 2014 HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: Truth In Slogans

  

  There are some iconic logos out there…probably the most famous is McDonald’s.When you see the golden arches you immediately associate things like hamburgers,... Read more

  Posted on 22 February 2014 HUMOR

• The Bullet Points

  

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: The Bullet Points is a new segment where we make our resident life ranter, BrainRants comment on the headlines of the... Read more

  Posted on 21 February 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• The Bullet Points

  

  is a new segment where we make our resident life ranter, BrainRants comment on the headlines of the week. Think of it like poking a stick in a fire ant hill…1)... Read more

  Posted on 21 February 2014 HUMOR

• America In Crisis: Clown Shortage 2014

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: National Clown Week is celebrated the first week of every August. This year’s festivities might be in jeopardy due to... Read more

  Posted on 19 February 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR