The Bullet Points is a new segment where we make our resident life ranter, BrainRants comment on the headlines of the week. Think of it like poking a stick in a fire ant hill…
1) Blind man sinks 3-point shot at college basketball game
Rants: It’s so great to know the visually impaired are now branching out of their referee positions and gaining wider acceptance in the world of sports
2) Kate Middleton Wears Kim Kardashian’s Red Dress
Rants: The implied ‘so what’ here is that she didn’t look like a slut in it.
3) Former US congressman Melvin Jay Reynolds arrested in Zimbabwe for Porn
Rants: For porn. Shows how bright you are taking porn along where it’s illegal when you could stay home with a tube of KY and download to your heart’s content.
4) Lady Gaga reportedly bitten by slow loris during video shoot
Rants: The calm-demeanor animal apparently didn’t react well when GaGa attempted to use it as a diaphragm. In case you didn’t know.
5) Divers tussle with 8-foot-long octopus
Rants: As if anyone would remain calm if they found scuba divers in their house. Seriously?
6) Paris Hilton Goes Commando to Pre-Grammy Party
Rants: Wake me up when she makes headlines by NOT going commando.
