Christopher De Voss

LATEST ARTICLES ( 575 )

• 17 Things I Know For Sure

  Hello again, dear listeners.Every day, every week, every year, every month, every one asks me the same question: “How much do you know, and why don’t you tell m... Read more

  Posted on 19 March 2014 HUMOR

• The Over The Line Show With Jack and Joe: Show #3

  

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: Long Awkward PauseCast Presents: With Jack And Joe Here are your PauseCast Cliff Notes: Guest Adam “Chowderhead”... Read more

  Posted on 18 March 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• The Over The Line Show With Jack and Joe: Show #3

  

  Long Awkward PauseCast Presents:With Jack And JoeHere are your PauseCast Cliff Notes: Guest Adam “Chowderhead” Sendek The Oscars Late Night News Harold Ramis Th... Read more

  Posted on 18 March 2014 HUMOR

• St. Patrick’s Day In Malaysia

  

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: Today is March 17, St. Patrick’s Day. St. Pat’s is a holiday celebrated all over the world, even Malaysia. (image by... Read more

  Posted on 17 March 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• St. Patrick’s Day In Malaysia

  

  Today is March 17, St. Patrick’s Day. St. Pat’s is a holiday celebrated all over the world, even Malaysia.(image by bkkbrad CCby 2.5)St. Patrick is famed for,... Read more

  Posted on 17 March 2014 HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: Bizarre Holidays

  

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: It’s nice to know that in-between the big stressful holidays like Christmas, Valentine’s Day, Arbor Day, and... Read more

  Posted on 15 March 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: Bizarre Holidays

  

  It’s nice to know that in-between the big stressful holidays like Christmas, Valentine’s Day, Arbor Day, and Thanksgiving…somewhere, someone is coming up with... Read more

  Posted on 15 March 2014 HUMOR

• Irish Icon Alternatives to Replace the Shamrock

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: As a proud second generation half-Irish American, I get very offended every year when St. Patrick’s Day comes around. Read more

  Posted on 14 March 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• Replace the Shamrock

  

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  Posted on 14 March 2014 HUMOR

• When Gin Has A Beef

  

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: —– MORE PLACES TO FIND LONG AWKWARD PAUSE: Facebook: Long Awkward Pause Twitter: @LongAwkPause Podcast: iTunes or... Read more

  Posted on 13 March 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• Missing Flappy Bird? Try A Clone Instead

  

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: In case you have lived in a universe where no smart phone or internet exists in the last few months, Flappy Bird is... Read more

  Posted on 12 March 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• Missing Flappy Bird?

  

  In case you have lived in a universe where no smart phone or internet exists in the last few months, Flappy Bird is was a game where you guide this cute... Read more

  Posted on 12 March 2014 HUMOR

• Long Awkward Pause Presents: March 2014 Horoscopes

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: by Dr. Horatio Jackson-Smyth PhD, Psychic and Crypto-zoologist March 2014 is a month with a lot of potential but... Read more

  Posted on 11 March 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• 5×5 With The Hook: Christopher De Voss

  Christopher De Voss:Come visit me at the Hook today as he makes the mistake of asking me questions on things… Originally posted on You've Been Hooked! Read more

  Posted on 10 March 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• Long Awkward Pause Presents: March 2014 Horoscopes

  

  by Dr. Horatio Jackson-Smyth PhD, Psychic and Crypto-zoologist March 2014 is a month with a lot of potential but complicated. March is a month of changes that... Read more

  Posted on 10 March 2014 HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: FML

  

  Today my dog threw up in my shoe and my wife decided that she wanted to become a man, so she tried on my shoes and stepped in the dog vomit. Read more

  Posted on 08 March 2014 HUMOR

• What Your Autocorrect Says About You

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: We all have hated upon our autocorrect when texting, emailing or other text-based functions on our allegedly-smart... Read more

  Posted on 08 March 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• What Your Autocorrect Says About You

  We all have hated upon our autocorrect when texting, emailing or other text-based functions on our allegedly-smart phones. “Fuck you, Autocorrect!” we scream... Read more

  Posted on 07 March 2014 HUMOR

• The New Light And Air Diet Isn’t For Anyone

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: Breatharian’s are lucky, or unlucky…depending on how you look at it…because a Breatharian doesn’t eat. They exist solel... Read more

  Posted on 06 March 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• The New Light And Air Diet Isn’t For Anyone

  

  Breatharian’s are lucky, or unlucky…depending on how you look at it…because a Breatharian doesn’t eat. They exist solely on light and air and nothing else.This... Read more

  Posted on 05 March 2014 HUMOR