Christopher De Voss

LATEST ARTICLES ( 575 )

• Divergent Star Shailene Woodley’s Shocking Confession

  

  In a shocking confession that rocked the pop culture world, Shailene Woodley, star of the blockbuster film Divergent, revealed that she has suffered from a... Read more

  Posted on 12 May 2014 HUMOR

• In Honor of Mother’s Day: The “Forever Resentful Mother” Meme’s Greatest Hits

  

  Forever Resentful Mother is a meme series featuring a photo of a middle-aged woman holding a glass of red wine with captions that portray her as emotionally... Read more

  Posted on 11 May 2014 HUMOR

• Why Reed Richards of the Fantastic Four is the Biggest Dick Ever

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: The Marvel Universe is full of really, really smart people who then become super heroes. Read more

  Posted on 10 May 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: Creative Business Cards

  

  Hi there!You know what you hardly see anymore nowadays?  Those fishbowl things at the local restaurant that you drop your business card into and win a burrito o... Read more

  Posted on 10 May 2014 HUMOR

• Why Reed Richards of the Fantastic Four is the Biggest Dick Ever

  

  The Marvel Universe is full of really, really smart people who then become super heroes. They are educated and empowered and use these amazing skills for the... Read more

  Posted on 09 May 2014 HUMOR

• The Over The Line Show with Special Guest Tony Hale

  

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: Long Awkward PauseCast Presents: With Jack And Joe Jack Joe On Today’s Show: Special Guest: Actor Tony Hale from... Read more

  Posted on 08 May 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• The Over The Line Show With Jack and Joe: Show #5 Guest: Tony Hale

  

  Long Awkward PauseCast Presents:With Jack And JoeOn Today’s Show:Special Guest: Actor Tony Hale from Arrested Development and VeepTony Hale is best known for hi... Read more

  Posted on 07 May 2014 HUMOR

• Nerdboy Dating 101

  

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: Here at Long Awkward Pause, we noticed that our dating advice is skewed primarily toward the female side of our... Read more

  Posted on 06 May 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• Nerdboy Dating 101

  

  Here at Long Awkward Pause, we noticed that our dating advice is skewed primarily toward the female side of our readership. Always wanting to avoid a lawsuit... Read more

  Posted on 05 May 2014 HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: Wait…What?

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: A parable: Once upon a time there lived a Fox. A very well spoken, very educated Fox. Read more

  Posted on 05 May 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: Wait…What?

  

  A parable: Once upon a time there lived a Fox. A very well spoken, very educated Fox. A Fox that enjoyed the finer things in life, like expensive wine, fast... Read more

  Posted on 03 May 2014 HUMOR

• Purging Facebook Friends: Psychological Warfare At Its Finest

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: Deep in the bunkers here at the Long Awkward Pause Command Post, we often receive emails from helpful readers who... Read more

  Posted on 03 May 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• Purging Facebook Friends: Psychological Warfare At Its Finest

  

  Deep in the bunkers here at the Long Awkward Pause Command Post, we often receive emails from helpful readers who alert our crack team of investigative... Read more

  Posted on 02 May 2014 HUMOR

• 7 Must-See Commercial Parodies

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: Jean-Claude Van Damme Volvo Commercial In what can only be considered the work of marketing geniuses, Volvo found a... Read more

  Posted on 01 May 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• 7 Must-See Commercial Parodies

  Jean-Claude Van Damme Volvo CommercialIn what can only be considered the work of marketing geniuses, Volvo found a way to equate the most epic of splits with... Read more

  Posted on 30 April 2014 HUMOR

• Like Justin Timberlake and Sexy, I’m Bringin’ May Day Back

  

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: Somewhere, lost between the risen Lord of Easter Sunday and the more laid-back Dos Equis guy of Cinco de Mayo, is the... Read more

  Posted on 28 April 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• Like Justin Timberlake and Sexy, I’m Bringin’ May Day Back

  

  Somewhere, lost between the risen Lord of Easter Sunday and the more laid-back Dos Equis guy of Cinco de Mayo, is the Roman flower goddess Flora, who used to... Read more

  Posted on 28 April 2014 HUMOR

• Guest Post: Burn Gingers And Save The Planet! – A Shocking Gingerfightback...

  

  Welcome Guest Post Author Jim O’Sullivan from GingerFightBack.com. On Jim’s page you can find: Gingers, Poetry, Nonsense, Red Hair, Hope, and Sausages. Not... Read more

  Posted on 27 April 2014 HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: Choices

  

  The world needs choices. We like choices. However, choices sometimes divide us as a nation, a culture, and a people. That can be good or that can be very,... Read more

  Posted on 26 April 2014 HUMOR

• Revisiting Classic Comic Book Adverts (Part One)

  

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: I have been a fan of comic books since forever, but they have evolved over the years and not always for the better. Read more

  Posted on 25 April 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR