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Like Justin Timberlake and Sexy, I’m Bringin’ May Day Back

By Christopher De Voss @chrisdevoss

Like Justin Timberlake and sexy, I’m bringin’ May Day backOriginally posted on Long Awkward Pause:

Somewhere, lost between the risen Lord of Easter Sunday and the more laid-back Dos Equis guy of Cinco de Mayo, is the Roman flower goddess Flora, who used to reign supreme as THE party icon this time of year. It's time to get crazy and have some wild fun! But watch your manners...

It’s time to get crazy and have some wild fun! But hey, watch your manners…

I don't always celebrate Cinco de Mayo, but when I do... What am I saying, of COURSE I always celebrate Cinco de Mayo!

I don’t always celebrate Cinco de Mayo, but when I do… What am I saying, of COURSE I always celebrate Cinco de Mayo!

Nowadays, any May Pole dancing is purely coincidental, at strip clubs, with the only reference to Flora the flower goddess being dancers named “Daisy.” How did a celebration dating back before Jesus somehow get lost in the shuffle between Easter eggs and Mexican beer bottles? Even when I was a kid, which I’d like to point out was well after the resurrection and as recent as the 1970s A.D., I remember dancing around…

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