Christopher De Voss

LATEST ARTICLES ( 575 )

• The New Modern Holiday Carol

  

  There is a plague in this country that is far worse than Malaria, Black Death, or even Ebola.And that plague is called Political Correctness.What this blight... Read more

  Posted on 25 December 2014 HUMOR

• Peyton Manning Needs Me

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: When I started dating my wife years ago, I explained to her that I wasn’t one of those guys who watches ESPN eight hour... Read more

  Posted on 25 December 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• Peyton Manning Needs Me

  

  When I started dating my wife years ago, I explained to her that I wasn’t one of those guys who watches ESPN eight hours a day like a bunch of her friends’... Read more

  Posted on 22 December 2014 HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: Stringing Up The Lights

  

  Katie was in charge of decorating the office for Christmas this year.She did a really good job. Below are a few of the cubicles she gave the spirit of the... Read more

  Posted on 20 December 2014 HUMOR

• And Here’s That Time I Was Stalked by Santa

  

  Apparently, he also sees you when you’re shopping.FacebookTwitter In this case, however, Long Awkward Pause assigned me to get a photo of Santa for the site... Read more

  Posted on 18 December 2014 HUMOR

• LAP’s Awkward Situation Holiday Gift Guide

  

  It wouldn’t be the holiday season without at least one awkward gift-giving situation that has you completely stumped. Luckily, awkward is pretty much our... Read more

  Posted on 15 December 2014 HUMOR

• 5 of the WORST Boy Band Lyrics – LAP TV

  Introducing LAP TV with your host: Jaclyn!Join her as she counts down the 5 worst boy band lyrics.https://www.youtube.com/watch? Read more

  Posted on 14 December 2014 HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: Christmas Sweaters

  

  Over the last 10 years or so a couple of new Christmas traditions have come to surface.One being that damn Elf on the Shelf…The second being bad Christmas... Read more

  Posted on 13 December 2014 HUMOR

• Long Awkward Pause Presents: December Horoscopes 2014

  

  December 2014 Horoscopes – Compiled by Dr. Horatio Jackson-Smyth PhD, Psychic, Pokemon collector, and Crypto-zoologistThe fire trine that Uranus (located in... Read more

  Posted on 11 December 2014 HUMOR

• 99 Percent Of Facebook In 99 Words

  If you have spent more than a few minutes on Facebook, you’ve probably noticed that a lot of Facebook posts are actually very similar in nature. Read more

  Posted on 08 December 2014 HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: Truth In Coffee Mugs

  

  The best tasting, as well as most expensive coffee in the world is actually filtered through the digestive track of a monkey.That’s right…It’s made with monkey... Read more

  Posted on 06 December 2014 HUMOR

• Just In Time For Christmas – The Burt Reynolds Auction

  

  Burt Reynolds. Remember him? The well-known actor with 178 film and television credits? You’d think that a guy who scored big roles in such classics as W.W. Read more

  Posted on 04 December 2014 HUMOR

• Black Friday

  I’m sitting here staring at the blinking cursor trying to figure out a post for this month.  Two things are causing me epic writer block. Read more

  Posted on 01 December 2014 HUMOR

• A Recap of the 2014 American Music Awards in Case You Missed It

  

  It’s time for the American Music Awards! Where America honors music because freedom! All awards are hatched by bald eagles and stored inside the Statue of... Read more

  Posted on 28 November 2014 HUMOR

• A Long Awkward Pause Thanksgiving 2014

  

  The staff of Long Awkward Pause would like to take a moment to wish you and your family a very happy and safe Thanksgiving. We would also like to thank you,... Read more

  Posted on 27 November 2014 HUMOR

• Report: Millennials Staying at the Kids’ Table Longer

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: Corroborating with statistics that show Millennials are living at home in their parents’ basements longer than... Read more

  Posted on 27 November 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• Report: Millennials Staying at the Kids’ Table Longer

  Corroborating with statistics that show Millennials are living at home in their parents’ basements longer than previous generations, a new study released by... Read more

  Posted on 26 November 2014 HUMOR

• The Over The Line Show #10: Guests Cary Elwes and Bar Rescue. Music By Craymo

  

  On Today’s Show:We are talking Bill Cosby controversy as well as to actor Cary Elwes from Glory, Saw, and Princess Bride.Also on the show, the producer of... Read more

  Posted on 25 November 2014 HUMOR

• Long Awkward Pause’s Holiday Wine Buying Guide

  

  Ahhh, it’s that time of year again.  All those drunken family get-togethers, work events, neighborhood gatherings all filled with merriment, dancing, and... Read more

  Posted on 24 November 2014 HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: Playing With Your Food

  

  The Food Network has been playing on the office TV a lot this month. BrainRants really likes that channel and well…we try not to mess with him or his TV time to... Read more

  Posted on 22 November 2014 HUMOR