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• Jellybean and Spitfire

  Her cause of death was "natural causes". There was a time I wanted to be just like her. She was a fantastic Mother. Her babies can attest to that. Read more

  Posted on 23 June 2021 FAMILY

• Just A Few Thoughts From a Parent Having A Bad Day

  Someone told me once that you can have multiple children and no two will ever be the same. Each child requires different things at different times and its not... Read more

  Posted on 22 June 2021 FAMILY

• My Biological Grandmother Has Passed Away. I’ve Often Won...

  My biological Grandmother has passed away. I’ve often wondered how I would feel when someone from my other family left this world. Read more

  Posted on 23 January 2019 FAMILY

• I Ran Away from Home When I Was 17 Years Old. Or Maybe I ...

  I ran away from home when I was 17 years old. Or maybe I was 16. I can’t remember now. It was cold outside. I had $50.00 to my name and a boyfriend more mentall... Read more

  Posted on 22 January 2019 FAMILY

• Mental Illness is an Asshole

  I am the face of a mother who in that moment was done. Done being an adult. Done being a parent. Done being a wife. Just done.Being the mother of two special... Read more

  Posted on 24 January 2018 FAMILY

• Today Was a Normal Day. We Started Our Day out Earlier Th...

  

  Today was a normal day. We started our day out earlier than we have most of the Summer so far. Before 10am. Don't laugh. Maddy~Kate has had a strange sleep... Read more

  Posted on 04 July 2017 FAMILY

• Catch Up X 5 = a Long Post.

  Let's do this y'all. Wow, I've missed sitting down with my own thoughts and putting them down on paper so to speak. It's going to take me a few post to catch... Read more

  Posted on 23 June 2017 FAMILY

• Wet/Dry Vote and a Glass of Wine

  Living as a Christian is hard. Especially with all the things out in the world that the devil disguises himself with. It might be a pretty lady who never nags... Read more

  Posted on 22 June 2016 FAMILY

• Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. One Year Old Is What You Are.

  Maddy~Kate is one. I decided to log into Blogger and determine just exactly how far I was behind. It's frightening. There is no possible way I can catch up. Read more

  Posted on 19 January 2016 FAMILY

• Heaven, Hell & Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Vitimins

  It has been too long since I last posted. And to be quite honest, I don't have time but I had to post this in case it happens to another kiddo. Last night Evyn... Read more

  Posted on 29 July 2015 FAMILY

• Postpartum Anxiety. The Stuff That Hell is Made Of.

  Like most stories I've read about Postpartum diagnoses, I was hesitant about telling mine for fear I would jinx myself and tomorrow would be a bad day. Read more

  Posted on 23 April 2015 FAMILY

• 4 Week Update

  My sweet gal is four weeks old today. It's also mine and Dannys ten year anniversary and Valentine's Day. A couple months ago I ordered this red tutu for Maddy... Read more

  Posted on 15 February 2015 FAMILY

• Diastasis Symphysis Pubis Two Week Update

  Yesterday and today I looked at Maddy's birth photos. It was the first time since she was born two weeks ago on Saturday. There is so much pain, heartache, and... Read more

  Posted on 02 February 2015 FAMILY

• Symphysis Pubis Dysfunction

  

  First, thank you for all the calls, texts, food brought to our home and most of all your prayers. Please keep the pray coming. I'm sorry that I've not text... Read more

  Posted on 27 January 2015 FAMILY

• Little Debbie's, Prune Juice and The Wish Factor

  Here's the beauty of pregnancy.......ummmm.....beauty.........I was gonna say something here and it's totally slipped my mind. Musta been a lie. Read more

  Posted on 16 January 2015 FAMILY

• New Years, Induction and Nasty Bedrooms.

  

  ENew Years Eve. Is that today? My gosh. It's 7:30 and Eli is sleeping (thank you, thank you, thank you Risperdal)Evyn is putting Germ X on his body like lotion. Read more

  Posted on 01 January 2015 FAMILY

• End of the Year Wrap Up.....

  Time is dwindling down and I'm ashamed that I have only blogged a couple times during this whole pregnancy. What a special time I should have tried to capture... Read more

  Posted on 30 December 2014 FAMILY

• Pregnancy, Sex and Cider

  Vagina, Vagina, Vagina. If you can't say that 3 times without snickering then move along to another blog. This one is for mature adults who can enjoy a little... Read more

  Posted on 18 October 2014 FAMILY

• If Mothers Who Kick Their Kids Out Suck........Then Call Me A Shop-Vac

  More times then I can count people have looked at me and said "I don't know how you do it". I simply smile and usually, that's my only response. Reality is I'm... Read more

  Posted on 24 August 2014 FAMILY

• Gender Reveals

  

  I have discovered the true meaning of challenging. I have haven't had the energy to do anything much less photography. When I did finally feel like I wasn't... Read more

  Posted on 21 August 2014 FAMILY