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Tunnel From San Diego To Tijuana Sounds More Efficient Than LA Subway System

By Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews

CNN reports that the San Diego Tunnel Task Force has found an illegal drug tunnel linking warehouses in Tijuana, Mexico and San Diego, California.

The tunnel featured lighting and electric rail.

3 Worse Things To Link Between San Diego And Mexico

1. The bat exhibit at the San Diego zoo to the Tijuana Vampire-filled bar in From Dusk Till DawnWhich are the endangered bats? Which are the immortal vampires? All we know is this may lead to a less fun trip to the zoo, especially for zoo fans participating in San Diego Zoo sleepovers!

2. A tunnel leading the Amtrak Pacific Surfliner to Tijuana. Worst case scenario: a lot of people will be upset when their attempt to avoid Los Angeles traffic had them avoid arriving in LA. Best case scenario: they somehow arrive in LA via Tijuana faster than Amtrak, leading to embarrassment to Amtrak. Worst-best case scenario: the aforementioned arrival in LA was actually a drug-induced hallucination, embarrassing Amtrak, but stranding stoned passengers in Tijuana.

3. The San Diego Chargers’ end zone to a brothel in Tijuana. Kiss that 0.571 winning record goodbye when players keep running into another country and getting distracted on game day!


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