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Trump Spokesperson Katrina Pierson Piercing Our Eardrums With Dumb Arguments

By Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews

On CNN over the past few days, Trump Spokesperson, Katrina Pierson has been arguing that Hillary Clinton is a hypocrite for calling Trump sexist… the argument: Hillary remains married to Bill Clinton and lets him campaign for her despite him having past affairs.

3 Questions That Arise From This Story

  1. How much does Katrina Pierson get paid as a Trump spokesperson?  We’re going to give her the benefit of the doubt, and assume that she was just been bought like the other politicians Trump talks about, and that she’s not really a terrible person who believes everything she says. We’re guessing that since Trump’s Celebrity Apprentice show only gave $250,000 to winner Leeza Gibbons’ charity, Pierson may not not be paid billions.  Which is perfect, because we’d gladly pay her a small amount of money to stop talking on cable news.
  2. When did broadcasting people paid to give “opinions” that always support the cause of the person or organization paying them become “news?”  The commercials are supposed to air between news segments, not be the news segments!
  3. Should Pierson really be criticizing Hillary for things Bill did in 1997?  To put this in perspective, according to the Dallas Daily News, Katrina Pierson was arrested for shoplifting $168 worth of merchandise at J.C. Penney in 1997. She also reportedly blamed a friend for talking her into the incident… so we totally get how she apparently thinks two people share the same mind.

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