This episode was the one that will lead up to hopefully the biggest battle that the vampires and witches have ever seen. Just like before we have chosen our top quotes of the night.
Let’s Hear It for the Boys:
Alcide to Bill when he makes the suggestion to pray for Sookie’s recovery:
“Werewolf and Vampire? Who’s going to listen?”
Ummmm, hello! We are listening!
“Am I the only here who thinks this is bat shit crazy?”
Alcide to Sookie and Bill when Sookie seems to barely have escaped with her life intact and she demands for someone to find Eric. I mean really Alcide, have you seen Eric? I would look for him till all my limbs are gone.
“Yeah, I’m kind of a big deal.”
Yes you are Sam, yes you are.
“Well, he ain’t around, Marcus ‘he knows who I am’”.
Snarky Tommy to mean old Mr. Marcus when he comes to Merlotte’s looking for Sam.
“Lafayette Reynolds, on behalf of Renard Parish, the state of Louisiana, and Jesus Christ his f***ing self, ready or not here we come!”
Andy has enough of Lafayette’s crazy antics while he was hyped up on V. Between Andy’s anger, a possessed Lafayette, and Terry with his yellow sunglasses, this whole situation was highly infused.
“NO, HOW I MAKE THE BABY WITH THIS, ME??”
Mavis/Lafayette to Jesus when she realizes that she is in fact dead and has taken over Lafayette’s body who is most certainly a boy with boy parts.
“Well, I’ll take honesty every day of the week and twice on Sunday.”
Marcus to Alcide… hmm, Marcus might want honesty but I am not so sure he actually practices it.
“How can you have an event in honor of the living dead without any living dead? It’s like having a civil rights protest without any black people.”
Bill questions Nan’s motives at the Tolerance event. Bill, you should have started questioning Nan long before now.
“So take the monster’s CD, and put it in the monster’s monster box, and you take it to her for me, will ya?”
I laughed out loud every time I saw “For you, MONSTER”. Hoyt, I dare say I didn’t know you had it in you.
Now for the Girls:
“There have been times I’ll admit, when it’s occurred to me that maybe I should put my career on hold and become a maker, but these last several hours here with you have erased those doubts FOREVER.”
Nan to Jessica after Jessica’s bloody cry over Jason and Hoyt. She is such an ice queen… well, not queen, but politician.
“Bolster security if you feel it necessary, but tomorrow’s Festival of Tolerance is going forward, and the cameras had damn well better find you in a festive and tolerant f***ing mood. Am I understood?”
Why yes Nan, we have your message loud and clear. Bill, you better be there with bells and whistles on and be ready to shake hands and kiss babies.
“Now, this is my dream, so both y’all need to shut up and listen to me. Come on. Well, what are you waiting for? Get yours butts in the living room, we need to have a little talk.”
Bill and Eric in one dream… now that is what I am talking about.
“Why are you getting all serious for, I just want to pet a bunny.”
Emma explains to her mother Luna. She is so stinking cute.
“That I can love both of you, that I don’t have to be yours or yours. I’m proposing that the two of you be mine.”
Sookie, I mean how selfish can you be that you would take both of the hottest male vampires on this show. I mean really, how dare you.
“I can’t take this anymore! I mean I don’t even think I’m a real Wiccan, I was just doing this to piss off my parents!”
One of the Moon Goddess Emporium hostages when she realizes the magnitude of the situation. Antonia, I am beginning to think your followers are turning their backs on you.
“RUN!”
Sookie’s plea with Bill. This was the very last word said before the credits rolled. I have to say the action has finally begun and the war between the witches and vampires has officially begun!
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