The Sperm With A Perm will be providing a regular update on his hopes and fears for impregnation.
Hi Everyone!
Been ages!
It was my cousin Tom’s 3rd minute birthday! Just imagine trying to play musical chairs with 120 million others! Takes Ages! Fold out chairs as well – took ages to set up. I prefer pass the parcel myself but everything gets a bit sticky.
No sign of impregnating an egg at the moment!
Sentient life will be great though – better than this load of bollocks! Think of it! Arthritis! Embarrassment! Laughter! Riding A Bike! Love! Having A Crush On Mother Theresa! ONIONS! Masturbation! (although would that be genocide?!)
Just gotta find that egg!
This bloody hot weather plays havoc with his juices!
Boner me beauty!
Must Go!
Right……Ready Or Not…..Here I Come!
But I Won’t Do That!
