Gingerfightback is pleased to announce that The Sperm With A Perm will be providing a regular update on his hopes and fears for impregnation. So, without further ado, over to you Sperm With A Perm!
Hi Everyone!
Boy am I excited to be writing for Gingerfightback! In fact I get excited about everything! I go all wriggly and start bumping into my 120 million relations! Big Family or What! Got me hair done special too! I love a perm!
I can’t wait to get my chance at sentient life! Think of all the things to look forward to! Having a name! Dandruff! Chewing! Learning Spanish! Gripping things! Getting a bag caught on the armrest of a train! ONIONS! Inappropriate comments! Clothes!
Just gotta find an egg and let my 23 chromosomes do their best!
Hang on! I can hear MC Hammer being cranked up on the stereo! Always a sign with this lad!
Must Go!
Right……Ready Or Not…..Here I Come!
You Can’t Touch This!
