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The Pope Used To Be A Bouncer

By Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews

NBC reports that to pay his way through school, the Pope used to be a bouncer at a Buenos Aires bar.

3 Questions That Arise From This Story

  1. Hey, why is this surprising? When you hang with folks that turn water into wine, someone’s gonna get tossed from that party.
  2. Did unruly patrons get tossed into a confessional booth?  That would be really efficient for anyone hoping to earn a future in the Catholic Church.
  3. Did this Pope have a policy of admitting everyone to the bar, and not turning people away like Studio 54? We imagine so, since he said there’s a place in heaven for atheists.  Less good for Fire Code regulations, though!  In fairness, we’ve heard that there’s no fire in heaven, so we can understand the misunderstanding.

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