Athens awoke this morning to the sight of the Parthenon sporting a ginger moustache in honor of Movember.
“Cover me in humus and call me Plato!” cried retired civil servant, Archimedes Papadopolous who was on his way to the bakers to buy some fish for his cat. Without success. As an insurance policy he went to the bank to buy some fish. Again without success.
Marbleous!
