Art experts were left agog this morning when it was discovered that Veremeer’s masterpiece had sprouted a ginger moustache to honor Movember.
“I’m amazed! Astounded! It’s Fan-tache-tic!” cried retired civil servant, Wim Van Anagram who was on his way to the bakers to buy some fish for his cat. Without success. As an insurance policy he went to the bank to buy some fish. Again without success.
