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Thanks For Beating The Yankees. You May Now Return To The Minor Leagues.

By Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews

The Toronto Blue Jays demoted pitcher Drew Hutchison to AAA Buffalo on Monday, a day after he beat the Yankees, raising his record to 12-2.  At the time, twelve wins was good enough to be tied for sixth in the American League.

3 Lessons That Can Be Learned From This Story

  1. You really shouldn’t have bought 100 Drew Hutchison rookie baseball cards and Hutchison Beanie Babies on Sunday evening.
  2. Having to move from Toronto to Buffalo is about as fair as that space on Snakes and Ladders that takes you all the way from number 87 to number 24.  In other words, life is more like the board game Snakes and Ladders than the Game of Life.
  3. The Yankees ruin everything: even when you beat them.

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