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Teacher Rocks Out Same Sweater For 40 Years Of Class Photos, Unlike Some Folks Who Post 10-Year Old Pics On Internet Dating Sites…

By Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews

Yahoo reports that a Dallas elementary school teacher is retiring after wearing the same shirt and “dirt-colored sweater” for every year for 40 years.

This is awesome! To see a video showing the pics click here.

3 Things We’d Like To See Teachers Wear For Class Photos For The Next 40 Years

1. A T-Shirt saying “Keep Calm and Carry On Wearing This T!” Because “Keep Calm” T’s referencing WWII Britain will never get old or tired! We calmly say that hoping our investment in Keep-Calm-And-Invest-In-This-Company’s-One-Note-Tees stock never crashes!

2. A T-Shirt saying “I Kept Calm and Carried On Since World War II, and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt. Somebody could have had the courtesy to inform me the war was over!”

3. An outfit that shoots fireworks out of your breasts, just like Lady Gaga can be seen wearing in a performance hereWe think the video is safe for work, unless you work in a fireworks factory, in which case we suspect videos should be the least of your work safety concerns. Either way, Happy 4th of July!

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