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Sweden’s Security Is Bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

By Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews

The Local reports that a journalist in Sweden was almost taken down for attempting to pass a banana, confused to be a “secret weapon,” to Sweden’s Prime Minister.

3 Worse Things To Pass To A Swedish Prime Minister

1. IKEA instructions of how to eat a banana. These will not be helpful if your banana comes in a box missing parts like the peel and a banana mallet.

2. A banana peel. That is a secret weapon! You can slip and fall on that!

3. A monkey eating a banana. Initially it sounds adorable, but this may bring back bad memories of the IKEA monkey. Also monkeys should not be given secret weapons.


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