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Sochi 2014 Winter Olympics – Ginger Sooty’s Update Day 2

By Gingerfightback @Gingerfightback


Hello everyone, Ginger Sooty here.

Well what a day yesterday - all that sliding, slipping and going around things! 

Anyway there are a couple of sports I think you should look out for today.

1. Ice Spy -  The original Cold War winter sport. A game for all the family especially if you have a leaning towards treason!

2. Chubby Ski Jump - Morbidly obese people strap the skis on and launch themselves down the 90 meter hill, collecting fatty foods on the descent.  Giorgio  Streppto-cocci is defending his title. He said – “I have doubled my weight in six months, not washed my privates or changed my underwear in that time.” He hopes to smash his world record which stands at  17 Scotch Eggs, 2 Chickens and 46 Cheeseburgers finished with a 7 foot leap.

Pack a gas mask. Just to be on the safe side.

Sochi 2014 Winter Olympics – Ginger Sooty’s Update Day 2

Enjoy The Games! Sooty.

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