Britain’s top Boy Band, No Direction, have revealed to Gfb that their new single “Whole Lotta Gove” is set for release next week. The song, a reworking of the Led Zeppelin classic cock rocker is a paean to the extraordinary talents of the Education Secretary Michael “Something Odd About Him”Gove, seen here drumming with the band recently.
“Yoo need Schoolin’……”
The band are currently recording their new album, “Blame The Poor – They Smell“. The album will feature a clutch of new songs including;
Fresh Vegetables Scare Northerners
All In It Together? Mugs!
Life In The Faslane (Trident Mix)
Love Me Love My Bedroom Tax
Near And Farage (The Petty Bigot Mix)
When I’m 97 (I Can Retire)
Climate Change Denier Stomp – (Ft MC Fracker)
To Be A Jeremy Hunt (Cockney Rhyming Slang Mix)
Whole Lotta Gove
For Those About To Be A Workshy Single Parent With A Foreign Name In A Gay Marriage We Salute You (2015 Election Strategy Anthem)
As David “Pitt The Closure” Cameron explained, “This Long Player is going to be our best yet, we’ve even got MC Obama playing his Drones!” There’s a crease in my scrotum Fotheringham.”
George “Charlie Up De ‘Ooter” Osborne, simply sneered and said “Prole.”
The band’s manager Simon Cowell, who has recently confirmed that the Queen’s left buttock features a tattoo of him told us, “This album is so good that my nose fell off when I first heard it. Really. Wanna buy a watch?”
- He Is
