Hello Oily,
My boyfriend has taken to ironing his scrotum.
Luckily this is after he’s finished his smalls. Apart from singeing around the pubic area and agonised cries of pain, are there any health issues to consider?
I must say a smooth, crease free sac is a turn on!
Debbie, Nazeing Oily Replies;Debs,Any health issues? Woman are you insane?Those once crunchy nuts will be flat as a pancake. Is that what you want….cos that’s what will ‘appen! He should do what I do, hang them out on the clothes line to dry naturally.Admittedly the weather where I am in Sham City is much more conducive to open air drying. Plus people here are used to seeing others “bits” hanging out left, right and center although admittedly they don’t usually look as battered bruised swollen and misshapen as mine.The current tender state of said bits is due to a recent Neighbourhood Watch meeting I attended. I appear to have got the wrong end of somebody’s stick. I was told in no uncertain terms that you cannot pick and choose the neighbor you wish to watch. Voyeurism is not on the menu. In that case count me out.Oily
