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ShipYourEnemiesGlitter.com Reportedly Can’t Keep Up With Demand For “Glitter Bombs”

By Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews

MSN reports that a company that sends envelopes to anyone you want in the world that are filled with glitter, and a note (the note causes the glitter to explode all over the place, making a mess, when the note is removed) has suspended taking orders as it is having trouble with keep up with demand.

3 Notes To Go With A “Glitter Bomb”

1. “This was the cruelest way I could think of letting you know I am breaking up with you. Sorry to break your heart of gold with tiny gold flakes.”

2. “This is your parents. You better not have thrown a party when we were at the cottage, because if there’s any sign of a mess, you’re grounded.”

3. “Thank you for not accepting my order for glitter, CEO of ShipYourEnemiesGlitter.com!”


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