Oily,
When I look at a photo of you I think of one word. Sexy Beast. More importantly what are your views on whether Scotland should become an independent McNation.
Jock McJock, Jocktown
McOily Replies;
Hoots Mon!
This talk of Scottish independence reminds me of a true story about Sean Connery. True in the sense that I am making it up as I go along. In 1971 Sean, George Best, Warren Beatty and I were at an 8 day Miss World Sexathon in Monte Carlo.
It was a sort of All You Can Eat buffet. And boy did we dine.
Sean told me he had very strong views on Scottish Independence, “Och aye laddie the noo. I get strongly criticised for no livin’ in shiteholes like Galashiels, but I’m fiercely patriotic. Sure I think they should build up that big wall an keep thon buggers oot. I love haggis n fried mars bar me. I have a sporran too. And bagpipes. I just prefer chasin’ skirt aroond the world likesay ya ken ya f**kin ****. Now wheres thon Miss Thailand?”
Yes, I too worried how he morphed into Begbie from Trainspotting before my very eyes. But such was the hedonism of those days!
Scotland still has a lot of oil. Nice………….
McOily
