The Telegraph reports that an Iranian scientist claims to have developed a “time machine.”
From the article:
“My invention easily fits into the size of a personal computer case and can predict details of the next 5-8 years of the life of its users. It will not take you into the future, it will bring the future to you.”
3 Questions You Will Have For This Time Machine
1. “What if its users are all fruit-flies? Is now really the right time for scientists to claim some sort of technological revelation that just depresses fruit-flies by telling them that the next 24 hours are going to be awesome, while the next 5 to 8 years, not so much?”
2. “I don’t have a personal computer case and I like challenges. What kind of case can I difficultly jam this thing into?”
3. “Where are my keys? Will anyone ever find a way for me to stop losing my keys and then finding them five minutes later in my pockets?”
