One to Two Minute Short Humorous Stories on Wife and Husband- Facebook Updates
My son repeats what I say and I repeat what my wife say. Recently, I, “Hey”. He, “Hey”. I, “Come here”. He, “Come here”. I, “Stop repeating what I say”. He, “Stop repeating what I say”. I, "I said stop it", He, "I said stop it". Meanwhile, my wife entered reading newspaper, “Petrol price hike again”, I, “PETROL PRICE HIKE AGAIN?”.
My wife and I share one thing in common. Neither of us listen to each other when we speak. Ours is an arranged marriage and horoscopes do work.
My wife and I were shopping and she saw this expensive trouser with a small print written on the sides of inside pockets. Do not tumble dry, do not bleach, do not dry clean, handle with care. She said "If 'do not wash' restriction were printed on it, I would have recommended you to buy this trouser'"My wife and I will be leading a very happy life until September 4th 2010. After that? We will meet.My wife and two children share one thing in common--the habit of rolling all over the house while sleeping. last night, me, my wife and 2 children slept together. Today morning I saw my first son lying perpendicular to me resting his one leg on my face, my second son rolled off the bed to the left side corner of the bedroom. My wife? well, I couldn't see her because she rolled herself all the way to the kitchen.
My wife is very influential sometimes. She hums music and I end up humming the same melody though I hate the tune. And then I stop myself and ask, “Wait a minute, by the way…why am I humming this song that I hate?”
Questions that make you think: You, your mom and your wife--or sister for people who are not married yet--are on vacation together, hiking in a remote jungle. Your two companions stumble into a nest of poisonous vipers and are bitten repeatedly. You know neither will live without an immediate shot of anti-venom, yet there is only a single dose of anti-venom and it is in your pocket. What would you do?
Somedays, I am in a mood of irrational happiness with everyone and everything. Yesterday I wife said, “You are lazy”, I: “haha..you are so funny”. My son(two-year old), “Dad, I want another toy car, I broke the one that you bought just now” I: “How sweet”. My manager, “No hike this year” I: “That is fine, I can wait for another 20 years”
