One to Two Minute Short Humorous Stories on School - Facebook Updates
Sometimes, In life, some people give back our words and deeds that we say and do to them, AS IT IS, almost immediately. Last week, my 3 year old son, “Dad, would you like to join with me in the cricket match”. I, “I’m sorry son, I’m busy with my office work, do not disturb me, please!”. Last evening, I was shuffling through the TV Channels and I came across my son’s favorite cartoon program Tom and Jerry. I excitedly said, “Son, check out, TOM and JERRY, your favorite show”. He, “I’m sorry dad, I’m busy with school homework, do not disturb me, Please!”
Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I..mm..wonder..ww...what you are! Wondering what I'm doing? Of course...preparing myself for the entrance exam for my 2 year old son's school admissions. I heard parents will be interviewed first before taking the child in to school.
Valentines Day? But I’m married: Today my wife called. She: Hello, Me: Yeah, She: You forgot something today. Me: Oh,those cell phone bills? I will pay them tomorrow for sure. She: No, not that. Me: The grocery list you gave is with me already. She: No, not that. Me: I got it. You asked me to inquire about the play-school for our kid. She: No. Me: Then? She: Today is valentine's day; you never wished me. Me: OOPS!
A real estate agent said "Sir, buy this house, it is close to the hospital, close to the town bus stop, close to the international school, close to the office you work." I asked him, "how much does it cost?" he said "Rs 65,00,000/-" I said "Let us close this conversation as it is no way close to my budget"I did many odd things during my school days, for which I have no answer even today. Last evening, I found an old pencil of mine, which I had been using during my school days. It has teeth marks all over it.
I hate telling jokes to my 4 year old son because he embarrasses me. Last evening I was sharing a joke, "Son, you know why did a boy bring a ladder to school? because, he wanted to go to high school...ha...ha...ha...", My son, "Dad, can you explain the joke?"
I have found a new way to send my child to school. Everyday, he starts his day by saying, "I WON'T GO TO SCHOOL TODAY". Even after trying many techniques like promising him a chocolate, assuring him buying toys or allowing him to watch his favorite cartoons, I found it very difficult to convince him. Today, as usual, he started, "I won't go to school today", I, "I won't go to office today", He, "So what?", I, "Simple, if I don't go to work, I will sit at home and play with your toys and the chances are I might break them", He, "I will go to school from today"
