One to Two Minute Short Humorous Stories on Office and at Work- Facebook Updates
Freezing AC temperature at my office today, I guess it is 15 degrees or so. With this freezing temperature, my productive hours are lost as I have to comfort myself going to the toilet frequently. 18 times since morning. Undoubtedly, my office is the coolest one ever.
I avoid showing pictures in my presentations during office meetings. Picture speaks a 1000 words and the point that I have to say is lost.
I carried TV remote control instead of my cell to the office yesterday. No wonder I haven't got any promotions for the last four years.
I experience one disadvantage of a long weekend. I tend to forget all the passwords that I use at work. Log in passwords, office email passwords.
I have been working at the same desk in the same office for 4 years and have my own ideas why I've been continually passed over the promotion.
I have noticed that, when I search for something, I re-look at the same places where I looked once already. Lost my Office ID-badge? I search for it looking in the drawer, in the TV stand, and in the book-shelf. Now, I hurriedly go back and check again in the drawer, in the TV stand, and in the book-shelf and ask myself "gone nuts?"
I heard that Thomas Alva Edison failed 10,000 times while trying to invent Light bulb. But that kind of story doesn't work for me. Last week, I failed in one of my office tasks; within no time there was call from my customer blasting me saying "How could you go wrong"; my colleague called me and asked "What the hell is going on"; meanwhile, my manager sent a mail "If you don't fix it NOW, you will be fired."
I lead a disciplined work life but not a disciplined house life. At work, I send customer reports on time, reply every business mail promptly, be punctual in almost all office meetings, take responsibility of all the office tasks assigned to me, keep my desk neat and tidy. At home, I am lazy to even refill the ice tray.
