One to Two Minute Short Humorous Stories on Mosquitoes- Facebook Updates
I came across this fact "Mosquitoes have 47 teeth." I wonder how they counted them. "Say eeeeeeeee, ok, 1,2,3,..36..oops, lost the count, say eeeeeeeeeee again, pleaseI live in mosquito prone area. I tried mosquito coils, mosquito mats, mosquito sprays and mosquito nets. Nothing works. In fact, the money spent on these stuff has exceeded my house rent. Now, I'm left with only one option. Kneel down in front of Mosquitoes and say "Please leave us alone. I beg you" I hope this non-violence approach work.
My mom keeps cleaning the house and she always wants it neat, clean and organized, but she should understand the seriousness when things are placed at wrong places. Last evening, while cleaning the house, she kept a mosquito killer spray next to my body spray. I was about to use the mosquito killer spray instead of the body spray.
There is one mosquito in my bedroom that has mastered the skill of being alive. Mosquito repellents, coils, mats…nothing works. I think it is going to celebrate its 3rd year (I have been staying in this house for 3 years now) birthday anniversary in the coming month.
Three types of mosquitoes live in my house: Type A: Buzzes around my ears from 10pm to 6.23am but never pricks. Type B: Aims a dinosaur prick at sharp 2.03am to make me jump out of the bed. Type c: A mosquito, who is a postgraduate in PFB (prick,flee,buzz) that actively applies advanced scientific techniques to keep me awake all night encouraging me to kill him/her(do they have a gender?) that never happens.
