One to Two Minute Short Humorous Stories on Money- Facebook Updates
I don't know why I become so happy when I get a tax refund. After all, it is my money to start with.
I end up dancing in front of shopkeepers while searching for money in my pockets. I:"How much?" Shopkeeper:"20 bucks" I:"A moment please" hands on shirt pocket;no money. hands on left front pant pocket; no money. hands on right front pant pocket; no money.hands on left back pant pocket; no money. hands on right back pant pocket; money but torn.
I'd better safe guard my money until my sons (4-yr and 5-yr old) understand how money transaction happens in reality. Last evening both of my sons were playing selling using toy money. My first son, "How much is this chocolate?", My second son, "5/- (Rupees)" First, "But I've a 10 Rupee Note", Second, "That's OK, tear it into half; 10 will become 5"
Movie theaters should spend some extra money to buy chairs that have broader armrests. Last week, I and my wife were struggling, maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.
This hotel spends thousands of money on drinking water purification to supply the purest water. Ozonised, deionized, double distilled, chlorine free, 100% free from bacteria, blah, blah,blah but forgets to wash the glasses in which the water is served. germs and bacteria compensated.
Today, I came across a book titled "200 Nicest Things in Life that Doesn't Cost Any Money". Good book but I didn't buy it because it costs too much.
Yesterday, shopkeeper suggested me a book titled "Money Making Secrets Revealed" but the price is Rs 9995/-. I asked "How much did you say?" He said "Rs 9995/-". I said "At this price tag, I prefer enjoying the thrill of suspense and try finding it by myself. Thanks anyways"
