One to Two Minute Short Humorous Stories on Human Behavior - Facebook Updates
Sometimes, I don't understand the behavior of my own mind and body. Today morning, I was not feeling well, I had a sense of tiredness and headache, my mind was talking to me, "I don't think you'll be able to go to work today, call your manager and apply for leave". So I called and manager and the leave was granted. The moment I came to know the leave was granted, I felt great, energy boosted, headache subsided and I could hear my mind saying, "Yaaaahoooo, no office, enjoy, enjoy"At least next time when god creates human beings, he should add some extra features. For instance, a feature of controlling involuntary human behavior. Last evening, I found it very difficult to control my sneeze in an overcrowded office elevator. After controlling my sneeze for approximately 2.4893 secs, I gave up. However, instead of going, “aaaaaaaaacccccccchuuuuuuuuu’, I tried my best to go, “aaaaakkpppss”
I have been observing this behavior of mine when‑ever I play bowling game. I try to control the released bowling ball by twisting my body in the direction I want it go.
I noticed this behavior of mine recently. I have the act of purposefully taking more napkins than necessary at a fast-food restaurant.
I was wondering why I scratch my head in order to help me remember something I have forgotten. I mean...why not stomach? or may be the other hand of mine? why only head? Strange human behavior...
I was wondering why I scratch my head in order to help myself remember something that I have forgotten. I mean...why not stomach? or may be the neck of mine? why only HEAD? Strange human behavior...
Since childhood I have been noticing this behavior of mine. While watching TV, I watch these repeated ads that are annoying but I find myself unable to stop watching them.
