One to Two Minute Short Humorous Stories of Father and Son
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I didn't know fighting with someone has advantages. Last evening, while me and my eleven year old son were traveling by motorbike, he gave right and left directions correctly that he usually gets confused. Being surprised, I asked him how did he learn it so perfectly. He says, "You remember the fight between me and my brother last week and he broke and sprained one of my hands? that was my right hand. So, sprained hand is right, healthy hand is left!" I wish the sprain stays until he learns the two directions thoroughly.All my life, I'll never forget this question asked by my son yesterday, "Dad, when you were a kid, were you a boy or a girl"
All other fruits are fine but when it comes to banana, my 3 year old son gets confused. He doesn't know how many 'an's to add. He goes, 'banananana....?.'
At last, pressure cooker did the trick. Last evening I was playing with my 3 year old son. The game was to scare him to fright. I tried several methods such as wearing a ghost mask, hanging my tongue out, widening my eyes, screaming like an evil. Nothing worked. As I was tired, I was about to give up, but meanwhile, suddenly, from the kitchen, the pressure cooker got realized, "brsssss"; my son goes, “buuuhh”; I won.
Both of my sons(4 year and 2 year old) are very cooperative and always work in team. My first son removes and throws my cellphone, and my second son puts the cellphone in water.
By keeping superficial incidents, my 4 year old son has concluded that my office is the best place to work. Recently, the company I work had organized an "Open House" event where the employees can bring their families to the workplace. Fun games, activities, and delicious snacks were arranged for the families. As my son was enjoying the evening he said, "Dad, when I grow up, I'd like work for this company along with you because it is so much fun. You have exciting games and activities." He thinks this is what I do everyday.
Celebration differs from person to person. After hearing so much of bursting of crackers on diwali, my 3 year old son was little confused about what is happening in the world. He asked, 'why are people bursting crackers?' i, 'they are celebrating', he, 'that means, they don't have to go to school anymore and have as many chocolates they want?'
Celebration differs from person to person. After hearing so much of bursting of crackers on diwali, my 3 year old son was little confused about what is happening in the world. He asked, 'why are people bursting crackers?' i, 'they are celebrating', he, 'that means, they don't have to go to school anymore and have as many chocolates they want?'
Does feelings differ between adults and children? My child 3 year old son doesn’t feel the way I feel. For instance, my son doesn’t get the kind of body reaction I get when he runs his fingernails down a chalkboard. Krrrkkrrkkrrr! And he does this with an animated smile to irritate me!
For my two year old son(Sushrith), "s" is refusing to enter his tongue. He says "k" instead of "s". He calls his mom "kowmi" instead of "sowmi". I want him to say "she sells sea shells on the sea shore", guess what he says "khe kells kea khells...." and I requekt my fakebook friendk not to publikike thik pleak. I hope that kukrith will improve koon
Forget about me cutting my own finger nails, cutting nails of others is extremely difficult. Recently, I was helping my 8 year old son clipping his nails, he started screaming even before I started to clip. He, "aouch" I,"I didn't even touch your nail" he, "I thought you did" as I continued, he, "ahh" I, "son, you've to trust me, I'll clip it carefully, relax", And after few seconds again, he, "auhhaouch", he screamed again, this time I've really clipped his skin but I didn't believe until I saw his finger bleeding.
From now on, I should never make a grocery list in front of my three year old son because it affects my budget. Last evening, I was loudly listing my grocery list, "Refined Oil, 1/2 litre, detergent powder, 2 packets…mmm…fruit jam, one bottle…mmm…" beside me, my son, "FIVE STAR chocolate, 5 pieces, butter cookies, 2 packets (small), icecreams, 4, (two for me, and two for my brother)…mmm…Cadbury…."
From now on, I will never ask my 3 year old son for any suggestions. Today, I bought two identical toy cars for both of my children. Little confused about how to differentiate it, i asked my 1st son for suggestion. He took his brother's toy, broke the tire and said, 'the broken one belong to him, and the good one belongs to me'
From now onwards, I've decided not to answer any of my five year old son's questions because, offlate, it is becoming too challenging for me to answer. Last evening we're having an orange fruit and he asked, "Dad, what is the name of this fruit?", I, "Orange" he,"I didn't ask the color of the fruit, I want to know the name of the fruit" I,"The name of fruit is Orange too", He,"That can't be. You don't know the name of this fruit. apple is the name of the fruit and is red in color, pineapple is the name of the fruit and is yellow in color and this fruit is orange in color and it must have a name"Generation has changed. Those days, when I made a mistake, my mom use to pinch me, slap me on my face and say, "If you repeat that mistake, You will be dead." recently, I spoke to my elder son, who hit his brother, and politely asked him, "May I kindly know why did you hit your brother?", and he goes, "Dad, you are so rude, I hate you"
I am keen to find a girl for my son than to find a kindergarten or a school.
I did a big mistake of taking my son for a bike ride on a main road that has a circle. Last evening, I took him for a bike ride and we came across a circle. Just for fun, we took 4 turns around the circle. Now, at home, wherever I sit, he assumes me to be the center of the circle and rides around me with his imaginary motor bike and I’m not able to concentrate on my work. Drrdrrddddrrr,pommp,…pomp…kinngghh…drrdrr..
I didn't know some of the involuntary behaviors of human could also be altered. Last week, We made our 4 year old son to take off from school because he had acute cough. By weekend, he was completely cured. Last night, I was talking to my wife, "Our son seem to be fine and healthy, fit to go to school tomorrow. What do you think?", Even before my wife responded, we could hear him from his bed room, loudly, "uukkkkuuuuuhh....kkuuuuu...hhhh".
I do not know how to explain it to my son that every rule as an exception. Last evening, at the supermarket, two to three strangers wished my son, "Happy new year" but he didn't respond. Further, at the billing section, the cashier wished him, "Happy new year" for which he didn't respond neither. The cashier starred at me. To avoid the embarrassment, I told my son, "Son, wish her, 'Wish you the same'" and he said, "Dad, but you always tell me not to talk to strangers"
I don’t know about elders but kids in India have enough independence. Yesterday, we were getting ready for a family invite at my office on the occasion of independence day celebration. I wore a blue shirt--in fact, I am a bit sentimental towards this shirt as my mom gifted this to me long back--and asked my son, “How do I look in this shirt?”. He, “Hahaha…you look funny and look at your hair!...I can’t stop laughing” further he called my mother and said, “Grandma, the shirt you bought for my dad looks funny.” Freedom of expression.
