One to Two Minute Short Humorous Stories Teeth and Tooth Brush - Facebook Updates
Sometimes, life becomes too confusing even when making small unimportant decisions. I had to buy a new toothbrush last evening but had this psychological block when I had choose the color of the new toothbrush. There were 5 colors of tooth brushes: red, green, yellow, orange and white. Then, I had to invent an illogical logic. White teeth; white color tooth brush.
Bills are always confusing. Everymonth, I submit medical bills to my employer (Bosch) for reimbursement. This month, without noticing, I attached a provision bill, that contained detergents, pulses, toothpaste etc, along with 10 other medical bills.
I bought a new toothbrush but I misplaced it. I know it is there somewhere very safe but I forgot place where I kept it. After unsuccessfully searching it for 2 days, I finally decided to buy another tooth brush. Guess what? I found the lost toothbrush immediately after I bought a new one. My doubt is, is this how life works or mine is an exception?
I bought this tooth brush that is recommended by 95% of the dentists in the world. Quite expensive! but I don't see much difference. I think 95% of these dentists must have used this tooth brush even before I bought it. I need a toothbrush that is not used by anyone. Hygiene please!
I heard a weird fact “Human teeth are almost as hard as rocks!” known this fact, I have a great idea for the next Valentine’s day. How about carving something on my rocks(teeth) like “Happy Valentine’s Day” and go stand before my wife and say “eeee” and she goes “Thanks, how romantic!”Somehow I must keep my son busy because he wastes his time noticing unimportant things. Last evening, he was jobless, came to me and said, "Dad, my teeth is whiter than your teeth...see....eeeeeeee".
I'm becoming very bold now-a-days. I had a dream yesterday in which a gigantic dinosaur(carnivore) stood right in front of me showing its sharp claws, roaring at my face with those big teeth. gggrrrrrh. I said "go ahead, eat me if you want. I know it is a dream"
